Friday, October 12, 2012

:NC state senate candidate wields vaginal probe in campaign ad"

(Updated for grammar and satire)

You go girl!

Even a a 54 year old adolescent male like myself raised in a perniciously patriarchal society realizes it wrongs women to invade their body by order of a government with a vaginal probe a foot long.

Let's first insist on anal probes for right wing elected anal retentive obsessive compulsive politicians, especially those from red states.

Because swing state voters do have more common sense and intelligence than voters in states which stick to straight party voting; ought to reprise my undergraduate political science to examine differences in Senate and President ticket splitting, ie in FL we have smarter voters because Senator Bill Nelson won in 2000 even though President Cheney won a narrow (5-4) election,

Thus in solidly Red states you can find poltroons and buffoons like Todd "Legitimate Rape"Akin and his neighbor legislator dude saying science comes from the Devil and the literal Hell, apparently meaning the Christian construct of the Devil as one antithetical to all that we hold dear, good, and righteous--evidently NOT the Devil strolling through heaven as recounted in the Book of Job.

[Deb Butler in North Carolina is my hero today. What a gutsy sister to tell it like it is!

She picked up a vaginal probe, turned on the teevee cameras, and showed America what Republican men want to do to women.]

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