Gandalf and Dumbledore Sitting in a Tree--Spelling Equality

Some of my close personal acquaintances who shall remain unnamed--Ron Roby--practically have a brain aneurysm over the idea of gay marriage.

Having attended too many solemn and stodgy weddings, hope some gaiety would happen regularly at weddings.  Then people need to discern the difference between marriage as recognized by the government and that found in the Bible.  The first has society legally recognizing a union of 2 people and which confers benefits such as tax filings, end of life decisions and such.  (Of course, some wags say marriage itself amounts to an end of life decision.)  Thus, conferring those benefits on same sex couples spelling Equality and so provides equal protection under the law as required under the US Constitution.

As for biblical marriage, that bearded, angry old white man who watches Fox News in heaven hates homosexuals and decries marriage of same sex couples, but he does have the perfect ensemble for a gay wedding, a heavenly purple tuxedo with matching purple bow tie and ruffled shirt, guess even He likes Prince.  Also, He thinks the Westboro Baptist "Church" all kinds of batshit crazy.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/07/dumbledore-and-gandalf-marry-and-vanquish-the-westboro-baptist-church.html

Perhaps the only time I ever agreed with Fox:

Another Sign of Decline of Western Civilization: Doggie Gyms

Lord, please for give me for this, but how in Your Holy Name can humans ignore those starving in the streets, homeless children eating meals at schools in summer so they don't go hungry, the 500 children in Brevard County, FL, who live in "transitional" housing arrangements--maybe on relatives' couches--and the great privation in A-Merry-Ca and spend $ on spas for their freakin' dogs?

If y'all can do that, y'all need to pay more in taxes.

Armomatheraphy for DOGS!

Fuck you!

Send money to humans in Haiti, for Christ's sake.

In the beginning, there was the Word and Capitalists considered it Profit.

[In the beginning, there was doggy day care, and it was profitable.

Then came doggyyoga and doggy fashion and even doggy plastic surgery. And as our nation'sdogs increasingly came to reflect our people, the former developed an obesity epidemic much like the latter's.

And so now, perhaps inevitably, we have a doggy health and fitness center.

Rocky's Retreat, which opened in Orlando this week, is a place where you can send your Shih Tzu to swim camp, treat your mastiff to a massage or arrange aromatherapy for your Airedale. Though there are other businesses that offercanine exercise, aquatic therapy or massage, the proprietors at Rocky's claim there is nothing else with quite the same mix of services in Central Florida.]
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/health/os-dog-fitness-center-20110916,0,5237146.story