What Would Jesus Buy? True Religion Eau De Toilette?

Oh goody, now I don't have to worry on working on becoming a christian or whether to follow Allah or Buddha, we all can buy True Religion in a bottle.  Available at Dillard's for dullards.

3.4 oz for $79.00

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