Why Florida Has No Winter This Year

Because a confirmed bachelor changed his mind and asked God to send a wife by winter this year.  Apparently, he ain't get married soon, and we currently enjoy weather with highs in mid 80 degrees.  Of course, 'posed to get freezing this weekend with lows in the 60 degrees.  Where did I store my winter coats?

Suck on that M'sieur Sean Paul..