Daniel Craig, Please don't slag on movies before they come out

So Daniel Craig would rather slit his wrists than do another Bond movie.

Did you cash your check for the production, Dan?  So sit down and STFU!

Sure making films with physically demanding stunts and waiting all day to get just seconds of a scene done can become exhausting.  Nevertheless, playing Bond allows one to hang out with the most beautiful women on the planet.  Not bad, especially given the multi million dollar payday.

Where does 1 volunteer?  Shoot, could they use wheel chair bound, broken down lump to play a retired Bond on the dole?  If yes, sign me up.

James Bond: A Limp Drunk?

{The doctors' report in the festive edition of the British Medical Journal concluded: "Although we appreciate the societal pressures to consume alcohol when working with international terrorists and high stakes gamblers, we would advise [James] Bond to be referred for further assessment of his alcohol intake."

Patrick Davies, a consultant in paediatric intensive care at Nottingham University Hospitals, told the BBC: "You wouldn't want this person defusing a nuclear bomb.

"He's a very glamorous person, he gets all the girls and that's totally incompatible with the lifestyle of an alcoholic, which he is."

He said Bond would be classified in the "top whack" of problem drinkers and would be at high risk of liver damage, an early death and impotence.

"So he might be practising safe sex after all," said Dr Davies.}