Jamie Oliver: Beef Slime

Ammonia.

Really?

Gosh, guess I ought get a sirloin tip roast and get my butcher to cut steaks and grind chopped meat for me.

Ain't never gonna eat McDonalds no more.

Deep Fried Cheeseburger

From photo gallery of "obscenely caloric foods," in the Orlando Sentnel used without permission under Fair Use Doctrine because of public health concerns.




OMG, great jumpin' Jehosaphat's ghost, why would anyone deep fry a cheeseburger?

While not a food Nazi and eating more fruits and vegetables than ever before because of my gout, I still enjoy a bacon bleu cheese burger from neighborhood pub, Johnny's Fillin' Station. made with 100% USDA grade A beef, not that pre-processed pablum McDonald's uses.

Unholy Crap, literally, the high calorie and high fat "food" foisted upon US and rest of the world will take years off our lives.

McDonald's Chicken nuggets have so many calories and so much fat that an average female would have to have 9.6 hours of vigorous sex to work all that off.

Hmmm, sounds like a great marketing campaign, eat more McDonald's and have more sex. Maybe I could trademark that.

Bite me McDonald's, satire has constitutional protection as free speech.