Wait, this is new Neil! Godamnit, doesn't anyone do protest songs anymore? Shit, we poison the earth with the last gasp of a petrochemical economy, let the rich soulless bastards rape us, stay stupid and ignorant, and worry only if we can find a good sushi bar, and it takes a goddamn Canadian to sound a call to arms: brothers and sisters linking arms and standing for change and non-violent revolution.
Cornfickers of the world unite!
(Damn youse, Colbert, making me work to find the song 'cause your embed code sucks! Dan Hill, valiantly looking up shit so both of you don't have to.)
Damn, dig Crazy Horse! Tour FLOIDA, Neil!
Damn, Farm Aid played Raleigh, NC! I coulda Greyhounded there.
Showing posts with label NSA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NSA. Show all posts
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
Fucking suck on this, NSA!
Welcome to America; kindly check your senses of irony, satire and humour at the border, bitches.
And, oh yes, Americans, be careful what you tweet, since the National Insecurity Administration monitors US social media traffic for 377 words, which will protect der Vaterland, oops, der Homeland.
[It just goes to show that even seemingly innocent descriptors can be taken wholly out of context. Anyone who has been through the U.S. border will know it is wise not to make any smart cracks, witty remarks, or frankly show any emotion for that matter.
It nevertheless serves as a reminder to think very carefully before you tweet.] (Emphasis added to highlight death and dearth of irony,)
http://www.zdnet.com/blog/london/think-before-you-tweet-why-two-teenagers-were-refused-entry-to-the-u-s/2802
Go cornficker yourself, NSA, sod off!
And, oh yes, Americans, be careful what you tweet, since the National Insecurity Administration monitors US social media traffic for 377 words, which will protect der Vaterland, oops, der Homeland.
[It just goes to show that even seemingly innocent descriptors can be taken wholly out of context. Anyone who has been through the U.S. border will know it is wise not to make any smart cracks, witty remarks, or frankly show any emotion for that matter.
It nevertheless serves as a reminder to think very carefully before you tweet.] (Emphasis added to highlight death and dearth of irony,)
http://www.zdnet.com/blog/london/think-before-you-tweet-why-two-teenagers-were-refused-entry-to-the-u-s/2802
Go cornficker yourself, NSA, sod off!
Monday, September 8, 2014
NFL: What did you know and when did you know it?
Oh My Gawd! The NFL has maintained since controversy broke over Ray Rice knocking out his then fiance that they never saw, could not get, and indeed that no tape existed from inside the elevator the couple went to ride.
Nevertheless, "An employee of the hotel -- which just shut down for good -- tells TMZ Sports he was working there at the time and says the NFL saw the elevator footage before imposing the 2-game suspension." (Emphasis added because WTF? Thought the NFL wouldn't lie to us. Seems they demand much more integrity from players than they show themselves.)
Now however, the NFL and Baltimore Ravens have gone from blaming the victim for provoking the attack to finally and belatedly cutting ties with Rice, perhaps ending his football playing career.
They got there after viewing video provided by TMZ Sports from inside the elevator. Who even knew TMZ Sports existed? Not I, writes the sports idiot spending 90% of his waking hours watching sports.
As a man tempted at times to strike his bi-polar wife with "issues." Mt Moms, however, would have risen from her urn and beat my ass had I succumbed to temptation.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/08/ray-rice-elevator-knockout-fiancee-takes-crushing-punch-video/#ixzz3ClweLSnD
Nevertheless, "An employee of the hotel -- which just shut down for good -- tells TMZ Sports he was working there at the time and says the NFL saw the elevator footage before imposing the 2-game suspension." (Emphasis added because WTF? Thought the NFL wouldn't lie to us. Seems they demand much more integrity from players than they show themselves.)
Now however, the NFL and Baltimore Ravens have gone from blaming the victim for provoking the attack to finally and belatedly cutting ties with Rice, perhaps ending his football playing career.
They got there after viewing video provided by TMZ Sports from inside the elevator. Who even knew TMZ Sports existed? Not I, writes the sports idiot spending 90% of his waking hours watching sports.
As a man tempted at times to strike his bi-polar wife with "issues." Mt Moms, however, would have risen from her urn and beat my ass had I succumbed to temptation.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/08/ray-rice-elevator-knockout-fiancee-takes-crushing-punch-video/#ixzz3ClweLSnD
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Update part du trois (Part the three)
OK, count me all in for national security of the homeland, vaterland, and even U S hinterland--plus favor fulll employment for otherwise on the dole, pudgy, living in their parents' basements, and for God's sake at least wear a robe when you role play every waking minute of your pathetic-dreary-afraid-to-talk-to-real-girls lives--but to have the United States of Irrational Security and formerly Great Britain pay so many gamers to "infiltrate" video games like World of Warcraft looking for actual by gosh terrorists that they end up playing with each other, things have gone a trifle too far.
Shoot, Ameriduh, terrorists have passed messages in porn so hire me!
[Computerworld - American and British spy agencies apparently believe there are real-life terrorists lurking among the elves, gnomes and the trolls of online gaming worlds.
For the past several years, the National Security Agency (NSA) and its British counterpart, the Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ), have secretly monitored activity and harvested data from massively multiplayer online game networks like World of Warcraft and Second Life....
Shoot, Ameriduh, terrorists have passed messages in porn so hire me!
[Computerworld - American and British spy agencies apparently believe there are real-life terrorists lurking among the elves, gnomes and the trolls of online gaming worlds.
For the past several years, the National Security Agency (NSA) and its British counterpart, the Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ), have secretly monitored activity and harvested data from massively multiplayer online game networks like World of Warcraft and Second Life....
Just last week, the Washington Post reported on how the agency is daily collecting location data from millions of cellphones around the world, including those belongiong to Americans travelling abroad.]
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9244642/The_NSA_tracks_i_World_of_Warcraft_i_and_other_online_games_for_terrorist_clues
Thursday, December 12, 2013
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