Naked Crook News

FL Today also reports on one Nikoli Prvulov, a man who crashed his vehicle into a lady's car.

Not content to merely endure arrest for, we might surmise, DUI, he exited his vehicle and stripped buck nekkid (took off all his clothes for those not versed in rural idioms).

Then, he went on a porch and tried to unscrew a lightbulb.

Why?

Who knows? The man crashed and then stripped down to his birthday suit. Obviously on some drugs I'd like to try. Crazy ass bastard.

By this time, local constables arrived and tried to restore the public peace by arresting aforesaid crazy ass bastard.

Even handcuffed, Naughty Nikoli somehow managed to clmb up the side of the police car. So they had to shackle him and since he insisted on spitting at the kind officers, they had to "guide" him into the squad car, hopefully introducing his head to the roof, repeatedly.

Law and order y'all; can't do without it, or else you'll have crazy ass bastàrds waving their winkies eveywhere.

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OK, ranking thus sayeth Google might seem bad, but possibly billions of blogs have fewer viewers and/or page views than my humble offerings

Thanks to all of my tens of visitors.

Nevertheless, must ask how to increase my ranking, my commpetitive nature perhaps demands that. So along with my usual witty observations, I'll emulate TeeVee by adding sex and violence, in fact using recent violence towards women to analyze our rather patriarchal power structure and how it structures the world view of some "men."

But fist, some fun/ironic, nay even stupid items.

With NUDITY, NAKED, and later also SEX TOYS.