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Showing posts with label Santa Claus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Claus. Show all posts
Monday, December 23, 2013
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Always Distrusted that Santa Character
If you think about it, the guy commits burglaries worldwide on Christmas eve. Finally, a courageous police department took the felon down for crime of giving out sidewalk chalk.
Way to go, blue!
[Santa was committing the heinous crime of giving chalk to children to write their wishes for the holidays on the sidewalk in front of the capitol. The children wrote horrible words like Peace, Love, Community, Harmony, and there were absolutely no dirty words because, dammit, Santa was watching. However, these words are known to be against the peace and dignity of the State of Texas.
Along come the Troopers and cuff an obviously dangerous, and completely distraught, Santa in full view of children and their parents. Several people taped the event, but those that did got their picture taken by the Troopers. I suspect that since Troopers have no honor left, intimidation and guns is all they have.
The Troopers told the crowd that Santa was being arrested for chalking the sidewalk. When the crowd explained that Santa didn’t chalk- the children did, they decided to arrest him for resisting arrest. There’s a video of that, too.
They end up with 6 Troopers, 2 patrol cars, and two Troopers in full riot gear to take Santa to the pokey.
As one man says at the end, “This is messed up, Dude.”] emphasis added for mockery
http://juanitajean.com/2012/12/22/texas-state-troopers-declare-war-on-christmas/
Way to go, blue!
[Santa was committing the heinous crime of giving chalk to children to write their wishes for the holidays on the sidewalk in front of the capitol. The children wrote horrible words like Peace, Love, Community, Harmony, and there were absolutely no dirty words because, dammit, Santa was watching. However, these words are known to be against the peace and dignity of the State of Texas.
Along come the Troopers and cuff an obviously dangerous, and completely distraught, Santa in full view of children and their parents. Several people taped the event, but those that did got their picture taken by the Troopers. I suspect that since Troopers have no honor left, intimidation and guns is all they have.
The Troopers told the crowd that Santa was being arrested for chalking the sidewalk. When the crowd explained that Santa didn’t chalk- the children did, they decided to arrest him for resisting arrest. There’s a video of that, too.
They end up with 6 Troopers, 2 patrol cars, and two Troopers in full riot gear to take Santa to the pokey.
As one man says at the end, “This is messed up, Dude.”] emphasis added for mockery
http://juanitajean.com/2012/12/22/texas-state-troopers-declare-war-on-christmas/
Philly Fans Boo Santa Claus
[File this under “only in Philly.”
Sports fans around the US know that Philly fans are among the more obnoxious – if not the most obnoxious – in the country. The local crowds have booed local legends like baseball player and Hall of Famer, Mike Schmidt, which was bad, but the standard for tasteless booing came in earlier, in 1968, when they booed Santa Claus and threw snowballs at him.]
http://americablog.com/2012/12/the-story-of-the-santa-who-was-booed-and-pelted-with-snowballs.html
Sports fans around the US know that Philly fans are among the more obnoxious – if not the most obnoxious – in the country. The local crowds have booed local legends like baseball player and Hall of Famer, Mike Schmidt, which was bad, but the standard for tasteless booing came in earlier, in 1968, when they booed Santa Claus and threw snowballs at him.]
http://americablog.com/2012/12/the-story-of-the-santa-who-was-booed-and-pelted-with-snowballs.html
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