Honey Boo Boo: WHY GOD WHY?

Even though mywhole life revolves around television shows. somehow i managed to avoid watching anything about or with Honey Boo Boo, a bountiful, buxom, baby beauty queen, with just too much of the honey sticking on Boo Boo's body; some descrptions called her obese.

"Charitably called obese," could charirably get used 'cause the girl fat: F-A-T-fat.

Except now Mama June herself works out with a personal trainer and has lifestyle advice for us all: juicing, especially juices made by her trainer, who presumably eludes the elixir by doing zumba in a tub with fruitsand vegetables, capturing consequent concoction.

Just.  Kill.  Me.  Now.

Mama June amounts to the last person on earth to take diet advice from.

There loomsa great image: MamaJune stuffed into spandex stompingon vegetables in unison with Richard Simmons.

And the Earth shudders as it turns.  Diet advice from a woman with 3 chins ansa VW Bug under her belt.

US Stalinists Say Eat Less Pizza

Try prying the pizza from my cold dead hand after my heart attack.


[As the nation’s obesity crisis continues unabated, federal regulators on Monday issued their bluntest nutrition advice to date: drink water instead of sugary drinks like soda, fill your plate with fruits and vegetables and cut down on processed foods filled with sodium, fat or sugar.

More important, perhaps, the government told Americans, “Enjoy your food, but eat less.” Many Americans eat too many calories every day, expanding their waistlines and imperiling their health.

While the recommendations may seem obvious, it is nonetheless considered major progress for federal regulators, who have long skirted the issue, wary of the powerful food lobby. (The 112-page report even subtly suggests that people eat less pizza and dessert.)]  emphasis addded

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/01/business/01food.html?_r=1&hp