Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Monday, December 17, 2012

President Romney: A leader to rule during the coming zombie apocalypse

Did an election happen while I went away?  I don't see any more nauseating campaign ads on my magical communicating box.  So did it end?  Who won, the guy who wants to keep Guantanamo open or the guy who wants to keep Guantanamo open and bomb Iran?

[“Romney's ready to make the deep rollbacks—in healthcare, education, social services, reproductive rights—that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting: all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland. But it's his commitment to ungoverned corporate privilege that will nose-dive this economy into true insolvency and chaos—the kind of chaos you can't buy back. ... Mitt's ready. He's not afraid to face a ravening, grasping horde of sub-humans, because that's how he sees poor people already."
Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, endorsing Mitt Romney for leader of the impending zombie apocalypse]

Monday, July 30, 2012

Zombies Bringing People Together

Finally, someone realized best weapon to counter ignorant hate groups like Westboro "Baptist" Chruch: ridicule.

To that end, some 300 zombies turned out as counter protest against Westboro crazies and their, "God hates fags," signs.  My Jesus doesn't hate anybody, and any sin grieves him dearly, possibly misguided self appointed modern Pharisees grieve Him the most.

Of course if zombies want to eat brains of Westboro idiots, they will find precious few.

[After members of the controversial Kansas-based church announced plans to picket Joint Base Lewis-McChord, a military base south of Seattle, 27-year-old Melissa Neace decided to organize a counter-protest, launching a Facebook group titled "Zombie'ing Westboro Baptist Church AWAY from Fort Lewis!"

"We wanted to turn something negative around, into something people could laugh at and poke fun at," Neace told the News Tribune. "It was the easiest way to divert attention from something so hateful."

About 300 counter-protesters showed up in varying degrees of zombie garb, far outnumbering the picketers from Westboro. According to KIRO in Seattle, just eight protesters from the controversial group showed up.

"I think that their message is very hateful, and Jesus was not a hateful person. He loved everybody," one of the counter-protesters told KIRO.

While it is unclear why Westboro Baptist Church targeted the DuPont military base for its latest effort, the group frequently pickets military funerals. The group believes that deaths in Afghanistan and Iraq are God's punishment for the United States' tolerance of homosexuality. Last year, the group announced it would "quadruple" protest efforts after the Supreme Court ruled that such demonstrations are protected by the First Amendment.]
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/29/westboro-baptist-church_n_1717142.html?utm_hp_ref=daily-brief?utm_source=DailyBrief&utm_campaign=073012&utm_medium=email&utm_content=NewsEntry&utm_term=Daily%20Brief