Post b4 the last

Last word= "experience."

Come to think of it, sometimes mayb 1 in the hand is bettr than 1 in the bush.

"Talkin' 'bout my, my, my, g-g-generation"

Chillin' old school w/ the Who & Crosby, Stills, Nash AND YOUNG.  The latter still ranks among the greatest bands, with harmonies to rival/better than the Beatles.

Youngsters,look 'em up as haven't learned to cut& paste with this tablet, $40 from newegg.com.  Who needs Jobs' high priced stuff?

Listen to csn tune "Southern Cross, my fellow ants

Fun Cervical Fracture Facts

First of all if you abhor Shakespear, consider yourself uncultured and read no further.

Next if you have a modest mode and never noted the Bard's rude jests and blue lanrage, proceed w/ caution.

One such bit roughly reads as: "It is better to be well hung than hung well for 1 can be hung well only once but well hung all one's life."

To translate, in less enlightèned times with public hangings the hapless chap's pants got pulled down to see whether the deceased had an erection.

A display of an erection meant hung well; the prisoner died quick.

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So when a freak accident broke my neck, King Priapus had nothing on me w/ my erection lasting a week.

It got rather annoying, much to my dismay.

Luckily, a certain nurse paid a lot attention to that condition, known as priapism.

Nevertheless, she did not seem happy to see 6 months
later when met her at her work place with e new crutches.s

Funny fact: a friend brokhis neck afew years after me and later reported he had the same exp

dialyysis

Sitting here @ Davita dialysis centre trying not to watch my blood flow; still not comfortable w/ concept of running my blood through external filter.

Damn youse, kidneys!

A nice nurse, Isis, hooked up my chest catheters, and I only have to chill for four hours.  Too  bad tablet batteries only last for 2 hours.  Whadaya want for $40 from Newegg.com.

Not too bad for a day.

Check back Fri. for fun cèrvîcàl fracture façts.

Happy July 5

Let us now forget feelgood patrîotism fostered by fireworks of the fourth-bolstered by CNN video clips of soldiers returning to their familes, soldiers standing straight and tall in camoflage uniforms-clips which implicitly glorîfy war and let us who never served to hear celebratory explosions as glorious cannon fire.
mm
Why didn't CNN show men in wheelchairs paralyzed & never to rîse & walk again?

Why not show those who lost limbs & now live w/  courage and prostheses?

Why not show the graves of those who chose not to
live w/ depression & burdens war brings?

Let's now reserve July 5 to say a prayer for those broken for our wars, for those never to see their families again.

Veterans Crisis Linè

Please talk 2 someone if you think your life worthless.  No one goes through life alone èven though wè fèe2l lone ly.

Call the hotline 2 talk if u need. 800-273- 8255

Even email mè.

God bless

"your world is better off w/ôut mè"

Last words of Daniel Somers, Iraqî war vet.



Wôrth it , pres cheney & war cheermongers?

Ch-Ch-Changes

Wow, what changes a month can brîng: hospîtalzed, in physical rehab, hospîtal, back to rehab, started dialysis.  Almost enough 2 makê me listen 2  Bowie song quoted above.  Dr prepared me 4 latter in 5-10 yèars but not fr



Dr talked 2 me like I'd get depressed & suicde.

Seriously Dr with my personat history. had hella  harder things 2 overcome. Shit  breaking my neck & hell ôf a marriage 2 a self destructive shrew amounted to bigger deals.

Shit, she crazy folks!

After 10 years of separation, durn hosptal calls me 'cause she ain't competent 2 make her own decisions.

Well, I'll sign a do not not resustate order.

Saying that felt harsh, so asked what decisions loomed  

Whether to discharge her 2 skilled nursìng or adult lîving facility.

OK, send her to either. s

Sorry, part of me hates the bipolar bitch who refused 2 changeaaaàaa

Heèeeeee

Whèe My Po' k Chop at?

 So layingg up in bed in rehab--physicàl that is---and my meal comess without prè-seletectèd pork chop smothèred in applè sauce   Roomate got none nèither-

Dètermined to revolt for patients' rights with rallyl cry of Wherè my po'k chop àt?

Didn't wok worth a damn 4 dinner butfinally talked to my Dr's  PA-Dr obviously occupied on Olympus--añd asked how

Net Accss HinkyThis Week

What a weèk it was!  Terror!  Fèrtilizer fàxtôry goes kaboom!  Of the two, I fear fèrtilizèr morè "causè when the media starts shoveling manure, wèall lose.  2 haplesß foôls built 2 bombs and damn country almost loses thèir damn mind. Bombèrs bûngled a 7-11 robbery, kîllèd a cop, and somèone ensuing chase shot  a desk chair.   Whîch is why policè used 2 pursuè and apprehend rathèr than respond with superior firepower.  That shit sounded likè Attica attack.  After 1 got away and a civilian foûnd him, damn firefight breaks out in residential `hood.  What èver happened  Dano with bullhorn beseeching him to surrendèr?  Thousands die yearly from gun violence in Chicago every year and the damn army don't parachute în town.

Sure, I griève the loss of lives lost too early like 8 year d Martin--plus mourn my moms, my infsnt brotrher dead before I knewwhat deàth meant, an end.  

Why doès the media mourn more for the Boston tragèdy thàn tràgèdies which inèvîtably result from decades of weakend federal rules and inspections?

Why ignore how craven law makers tremble before the National Rifle Association Asshats whose efforts make it easier to buy firearms and gun powder, easier for 2 sad sack siblings to make a crude bomb, sow terror, andg a majôr city ?

Ràp 

Advice for my nieces

Beware boys trying to become men and men prètènding to be boys.

Damn youse, Joe Walsh

Hè stolè my song!   I am also an Analog man  stuck in a digital worid.  Looking forr a lady to take my hànd and see what comes  next-  One who àin`t waiting on no dàmn tèxt.

Grear! Women prefer big penises!

Shortchged by nature, had hoped other talents would count; talents obliquely refeed to in chapter 7of song of Solomon,a bowl of spiced wine indeed.

As article in Salon reported, orgasms release oxytocin, so I still stand # chance.  Can't copy w/ tabet yet.  Look itt up-  Read your bibke, heathens!

DIana, the watèr was cold!

connected again!!!

yyis who talk to md chare my card 4 adroid  rablet 4 $40 w/ 17 inc screen.  suck it, ghst of stee jobs

Beer Good for the Body.....and Soul

[Reduces Risk of Cancer

Just putting your meat in a marinade of beer can eliminate almost 70 percent of carcinogens from the meat, a Portuguese study found. That might not transfer to drinking the beer, but who doesn’t love a good beer marinade? If you do just drink it, though, it does contain loads of helpful antioxidants that can keep you healthy.

Increases Brain Health

Researchers think that a few beers a day can also stave off Alzheimer’s and can reduce your risk of stroke. In 2005, a study was done of 11,000 older women, and those who had one beer a day had better mental function than those who didn’t. In fact, they decreased their risk of mental decline by as much as 20 percent. The Harvard School of Public Health also did a study that showed that a few beers a day might reduce the risk of stroke by thinning the blood and preventing blood clots from traveling to the brain.]
Read more: http://www.care2.com/causes/6-health-benefits-of-drinking-beer.html#ixzz2NxDwJeXb

Slash on Slash Crime

[Low point: Slash collapses during a hotel drug binge and gets rushed to the hospital, where the doctors restart his heart. He complains, "I had no remorse whatsoever about my overdose – but I was pissed off at myself for having died. The whole hospital excursion really ate into my day off."]
Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/the-25-greatest-rock-memoirs-of-all-time-20120813/slash-slash-2007-20120813#ixzz2NwWsO9QB 

Slash Does Angry Birds

Domestic Violence.............................

One of the thingss my parents taught me when a wee lad was my a man--a real man--never  raises his hand to a woman.                                                    
.........................................................

[....This week, the Internet got angry at Sara Naomi Lewkowicz. The 30-year-old photographer had the audacity to photograph domestic violence – and to publish the photos in a major magazine just as Congress was debating the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act.

In the photos, we see a 31-year-old man named Shane throw his 19-year-old girlfriend Maggie against a set of kitchen cabinets. He traps her with his body against a kitchen counter. He chokes her. At one point, her 2-year-old-daughter walks in and stamps her feet as she sees what’s happening.

The Internet thinks this is Sara’s fault.....]
.http://www.salon.com/2013/03/01/dont_blame_the_victim_or_the_photographer/




http://www.salon.com/2013/03/01/us_speedskating_to_investigate_sexual_abuse_allegations/

Stupid Crook News: Attempted murder edition

Mostly, my modesty would prevent me from writing about a "lady" who put poison in her lady parts in an  attempt  to kill her husband.

Words fail me.

[A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.

The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto – knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife’s freshly poisoned nether region.

But here’s the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.

Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.

This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead!]  chivalry lives
http://www.salon.com/2013/01/30/death_by_cunnilingus/

Truth and Consequences

From satire purveor, The Onion,

[WASHINGTON—With the dramatic, across-the-board sequestration scheduled to occur this week, the nation’s leading economists have warned that President Obama and Congress must come to a compromise on the budget by Mar. 1, and then again by Apr. 1, and then Apr. 20, Apr. 28, and—after Congress is once again unable to come to a comprehensive agreement to fully stabilize the economy—May 1, along with agreements twice a week, every week, for the next four years.

Experts say that without reaching a deal this Friday, the automatic $85 billion reduction in government spending will immediately slow the U.S. economy and impact thousands of middle-class citizens. Officials said the same exact thing will happen next month, the month after that, and the month after that if Obama and Congress fail to meet deadlines created by the preceding, incomplete deals.]
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-congress-must-reach-deal-on-budget-by-march,31460/?ref=auto