Sunday, April 5, 2015

59-20, FSU loses!

OK, even as a Gator fan, I root for Florida State when they play someone outside the state.  the state of  FL rules above all.

But he he ha ha,do also love watching FSU get pummeled.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/florida-state-seminoles/chopping-block/os-fsu-dalvin-cook-not-dwelling-disastrous-rose-bowl-performance-20150402-post.html


My Daddy

Richard Hill, although he still goes by Dick.
(That's his Green Bay Packers travel mug in the foreground …
Ladies, he"s taken.)

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Insh' Allah.

Today, America and the rest of the industrialized world took an enormous step in advacing the cause of peace. An agreement with Iran to limit their nuclear program stands in the best interest of the entire world. While not perfect, no agreement would have left Iran unfettered to store up enough plutonium for some futre leader to use rashly, to the detriment oof millions of human beings.
Cue up the predictable ranting and raving among the American Dinosaurs. Idjuts. Me, I'm strapping on the headphones grooving the Dead and waiting for the evening news.
May you live in teresting times.\
Insh' Allah.

The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse Tom Morello (City Winery July 28, 2...




[Dead saint on my necklace
Whiskey in my hand
Razor in my pocket
Baby, I'm your man]

TOM MORELLO aka THE NIGHTWATCHMAN "SAVE THE HAMMER FOR THE MAN" AT COMIC...

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Who knew...

... there was an Indiana in Pennsylvania and that they had a University with a men's basketball team in the Division 2 national title game?

As a resident of Central Florida, I knew about Florida Southern College with several buildings designed by Frank Floyd Wright.

 Did not, however, know the College men's basketball team would play for and win the Daivision 2 championship.  Yay! Moccasains!

Not Ready for Prme Time: Ted Cruz Edition

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

John Ellis Bush (JEB!) runs for president

JEB! says maybe this time a Bush would get something right.

No word on whether spawn of Satan Dick Cheney will nominate himself for vice president.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Terrorism: Direct Flights to Arab Emrates

Orlando International Airports today announced direct flights to and from United Arab Emirates  That way terrorists can kill you going and comng.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Stupid Crrok News; Wait, this might make most enterprising crooks ever!

Look, as a society with rule of law, we do not condone thievery, and seek to jail thieves, even if they do steal a $100,000 worth of toothbrushes.  What did the thieves, Clint and Mary Curtis, do, walk in Walgreen's and stick bushels of toothbrushes down their pants.

Also, where did they sell their purloined wares?  As for me, common sense dictates using great care in selecting what to put in my mouth, and will buy mine at Walgreen's thank you very much.

Buying toothbrushes at a flea market or out of the trunk of a car?  No bloody way!

Toothbrush Bandits (Gum Cassidy And Oral Hygiene Kid)


Sunday, March 15, 2015

My Intervention

My family staged an intervention for me.  They asked me to start drinking again.

"You get really mean when sober."

"You use sarcasm because you can't speak honestly when sober."

"When sober, you act like a real ass."

This from people related to me by blood who don't know me.

Thanks, guys.

Danny Trejo, from San Quentin prison to actor

Trejo, who has his own brand of movies--the Machete series--uttered the immortal line, "Machete don't text."  Also, turns out he has quite an interesting back story.