JEB!: The truth will set you free....

....from voting for John Ellis Bush, Iran Contra money launderer.

Mitt Romney's Presidential Prom While John Ellis Bush Tells Polish Jokes in Poland

So Mittens couldn't get elected, but he sure could introduce candidates to millionaires, billionaires, and gazillionaires, all the "major" contestants save for John Ellis Bush! busy flubbing his lines in Poland, meeting with a Polish politician who called we Americans losers and then stating it worthless to have a relation with us, the US of :

[Radislaw] Sikorski was caught up with several other Polish government ministers in what has become known as “waitergate,” a scandal where private conversations were secretly recorded over $500 meals at one of Warsaw’s fanciest restaurants. Sikorski, for his part, was caught complaining that Poland’s relationship with the United States was “bullshit” and “worthless” before dropping his most famous observation. “We’ll get into a conflict with the Russians and the Germans, and we’ll think that everything is super because we gave the Americans a blow job,” he said. “Losers. Complete losers.” 

When asked about whether it was a good idea to still take a meeting with Sikorski, the Bush team stressed that the event had been arranged long ago. A good follow-up question, however, might have been “How long ago?” For, while the now ex-minister, ex-speaker only stepped aside the day before JEB! met him, the revelations of diplomatic oral sex are now over a year old.... 

Speaking in Berlin (before he even made it to Poland), Bush ad-libbed an assessment of Russia under Vladimir Putin. Jeb called Putin a “ruthless pragmatist” (which seemed like an attempt to split the difference between praising and criticizing the Russian leader ... because there actually is some tension in the GOP on this front) before saying NATO needs to push back, but not push too much because “ultimately Russia needs to be a European nation.” 

“Everything we do,” Bush added, “ought to be to isolate [Russia’s] corrupt leadership from its people.” 

“I think it was one of the most inane things that a candidate could run for,” observed Steve Clemons, Washington editor at large for The Atlantic, on MSNBC’s “The Last Word,” noting — correctly — “the Russian people feel enormous support for Vladimir Putin.” Clemons likened the remarks to telling Texans they are ultimately part of New England.  (emphasis added) http://america.aljazeera.com/blogs/scrutineer/2015/6/15/gaffe-filled-copy-from-jebs-gaffe-free-trip.html

Meanwhile back in America with the "losers," Mario "Crazy Legs" Rubio donned a pair of shorts showing off his legs, and played football--offense only--and cravenly sought cash:

It’s getting to the point where one can’t help but wonder if the reason all these Republican candidates for president are having trouble breaking away from the pack might simply be attributed to the fact that they spend so much time attending donor “summits” that they don’t have time to appeal to actual voters. Yes, most of the passengers on the GOP magic bus made yet another pilgrimage this past week-end to yet another gathering of millionaires and billionaires, this one hosted by the would-be King and wannabe Kingmaker, Mitt Romney.... 

According to one report, he “played offense the whole time, to show off his arm and avoid humiliating any millionaire campaign contributors with tough defense.” http://www.salon.com/2015/06/15/what_mitt_romneys_bizarre_weekend_retreat_reveals_about_the_gop_primary

One suspects they will all avoid talking to real voters as long as possible, since they have no new ideas, just blind faith in St. Raygunz, Ronnie Reagan Sr as you know him.  This as JEB! stumbles over his words; he wouldn't know a fact if it bit him in the ass.

Chris Christie will take a back seat to no one in pandering and sucking up to rich folk.  Don't like his stance on immigration?  He'll happily change his mind to suit yours.  Lindsey Graham who never found a war he wouldn't fight with your children's blood, attended Mitten's soiree, as did Marco "Crazy Legs" Rubio, he'll do what Obama has done, only sterner, a man who rode JEB!'s coattails in FL and never had an idea of his own.  If Johnny Ellis wants to fart, he'll have to ask Marco to move his nose first.

Of JEB!, 2008 Nobel prize winning economist Paul Krugman wrote, "So Jeb! is basically promising that as president, he can generate Florida-style bubbles, which bring disaster when they burst, to the rest of America!"
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/06/15/bubble

Forget American history, John Ellis doesn't even know his own family history, glaringly displayed when he gave his sycophant suk up shadow a golden sword; hope it had no sharp edges cause morons shouldn't have sharp swords.  http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/06/14/dont-know-much-about-history-jeb-bush-edition

Marco "Crazy Legs" Rubio

Scientists Isolate Failure Gene

[MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Geneticists at the University of Minnesota believe that they have isolated the gene that makes some people much more prone to failure than others.

While the research is preliminary, the scientists said that they were able to successfully identify the failure gene by studying the DNA of males in two generations of the same American family....

According to Logsdon, those who carry the gene for failure have “absolutely no idea that they have it” and thus project the confidence and self-assurance of people whose genetic material does not make them likely to wreak havoc on a massive scale.]  emphasis added
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-believe-they-have-isolated-gene-for-failure

Family Failures

           

JEB! Bush Advised by only Man on Earth Less Qualified than Himself

As God is my witness, sometimes you see stuff on news so catastrophically ironic as to make you spit beer out your nose.

John Ellis Bush--known as JEB! because these patrician Phillips pricks with old $ and US Senator grandfathers want gullible public to believe them men of the people despite helping the Nazis and creating better humans by pseudo science of eugenics, while believing family money and castle type Maine summer compound makes him above questioning from we commoners, the rabble, the hoi polloi--picked the only man on the planet with less knowledge of the world as a foreign policy adviser, George W. Bush.

W., the figurehead President, let real President Cheney talk him into a disastrous military misadventure in Iraq, which practically guaranteed the long suppressed Shia majority would align itself with Shia Iran and got hired as foreign policy

The insurgency that ensued after initial combat operation robbed the invasion of success. Today, the United States has less influence in Baghdad than Iran does. Iraq is a Shia-dominated state with an alienated Sunni minority, rampant violence and virtually no control over the Kurdish north. At least 134,000 Iraqis died as a direct result of the American invasion, and the violence there continues. 

Violent Salafists from Syria and elsewhere have swept through the Sunni areas of Iraq, routing the Iraqi army, seizing important cities and declaring an Islamist caliphate. (emphasis added)

As a result of the evil intentions of President Cheney (actually the power behind the puppet W.), the entire Mideast has turned into a chaotic mess, as cataloged by the foreign correspondent of the London Independent, Robert Fisk:

Let me try to get this right. The Saudis are bombing Yemen because they fear the Shia Houthis are working for the Iranians. The Saudis are also bombing Isis in Iraq and the Isis in Syria. So are the United Arab Emirates. The Syrian government is bombing its enemies in Syria and the Iraqi government is also bombing its enemies in Iraq. America, France, Britain, Denmark, Holland, Australia and – believe it or not – Canada are bombing Isis in Syria and Isis in Iraq, partly on behalf of the Iraqi government (for which read Shia militias) but absolutely not on behalf of the Syrian government. 

The Jordanians and Saudis and Bahrainis are also bombing Isis in Syria and Iraq because they don’t like them, but the Jordanians are bombing Isis even more than the Saudis after their pilot-prisoner was burned to death in a cage. The Egyptians are bombing parts of Libya because a group of Christian Egyptians had their heads chopped off by what might – notionally – be the same so-called Islamic State, as Isis refers to itself. The Iranians have acknowledged bombing Isis in Iraq – of which the Americans (but not the Iraqi government) take a rather dim view. And of course the Israelis have several times bombed Syrian government forces in Syria but not Isis (an interesting choice, we’d all agree). Chocks away!

It amazes me that all these warriors of the air don’t regularly crash into each other as they go on bombing and bombing. (emphasis added)

Meanwhile back in America, John Ellis Bush has changed his answer on the last Iraq war 4 days in a row, finally aligning himself with the prevailing winds of public opinion.  Nevertheless, he still manages to pack 2 lies into 1 sentence, as analyzed by Michael Tomasky, chief among them that following false intelligence led to war with Iraq.

The painful truth remains the neoconservative Republican chickenhawks had a fixation on oil in Iraq and deposing Saddam Hussein.  Johnny Bush has many of the very same ideologues who cooked up false intelligence as his advisers, those who ignored solid reports that Hussein had no nuclear weapons, those that dreamed up Weapons of Mass Destruction like advertising copy to sell the war to American people, to make us forget those who would bear the true costs of war: US troops killed, maimed, in wheelchairs, and missing limbs, and last but not least over 100,000 dead Iraqi civilians.

He couldn't even answer question of a Young Democrat college student on whether he supported the decision to go to war over non-existent nuclear weapons in Iraq, a decision that led to death of 4809 United States troops over a lie, over a damnable lie.  Then as a Republican cickenhawk piece o' crap, Johnny! modifed over 4 days his stand on the central foreign policy issue of our time, his brother's failed war, finally falling back on the metaphor of last resort, respect for our troops.

Then he tried to walk it back. He “interpreted the question wrong,” and isn’t interested in engaging “hypotheticals.” Anyway, “going back in time”is a “disservice” to those who   Who served in the war.

Take a moment to savor the cowardice and vileness of that last remark. And, no, that’s not hyperbole. Mr. Bush is trying to hide behind the troops, pretending that any criticism of political leaders — especially, of course, his brother, the commander in chief — is an attack on the courage and patriotism of those who paid the price for their superiors’ mistakes.  (Emphasis added to highlight hypocrisy of JEB!)

John Ellis' list of advisers looks like recycling the same colossal failures from previous Bush administrations.  One just awaits the eventual hiring of the "dumbest fuckng guy on the planet." Douglas J. Feith.

Who one hires indicates how one will govern.

Why should we, the Ameican people, subject ourselves to another Bush administration?

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/13/politics/jeb-bush-iraq-2016/

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/meet-jeb-bushs-new-foreign-policy-adviser-his-brother


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/09/jeb-bush-religious-freedom_n_7247922.html

John Ellis Bush (JEB!) runs for president

JEB! says maybe this time a Bush would get something right.

No word on whether spawn of Satan Dick Cheney will nominate himself for vice president.