OMF'ngG! Funniest thing seen this month so far.
Wait, maybe that can point my way to lessening depressing feelings. Read 1 time of film producer in hospital w/ gastrointestinal problems of unknown origin. After significant time in bed--probably w/ blood tests done at 5 am, commotion in the hallways so no one sleeps, and an absolute lack of privacy--and guy finally got fed up, checked himself out, rented every comedy videotape he could find, and he cured himself w/ laughter.
"Does anybody remember laughter?"
Seeing The Donald on TV every single damn night already driving me insane, and I absolutely abhor JEB! so will become an absolute gibbering, drooling, senile old fool before November '16, (even more so than now, Ron).
See so much here at Tube of U: George Carlin on global warming and Robin and Pres. Bush. Wonder which 1? Pray to goddess we have no more Bush.
Have Satire-Will Travel: Florida politics development growth corporate corruption progressive politics guerrilla war cosmology and absolutely astrology free
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Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Monday, June 15, 2015
Scientists Isolate Failure Gene
[MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Geneticists at the University of Minnesota believe that they have isolated the gene that makes some people much more prone to failure than others.
While the research is preliminary, the scientists said that they were able to successfully identify the failure gene by studying the DNA of males in two generations of the same American family....
According to Logsdon, those who carry the gene for failure have “absolutely no idea that they have it” and thus project the confidence and self-assurance of people whose genetic material does not make them likely to wreak havoc on a massive scale.] emphasis added
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-believe-they-have-isolated-gene-for-failure
While the research is preliminary, the scientists said that they were able to successfully identify the failure gene by studying the DNA of males in two generations of the same American family....
According to Logsdon, those who carry the gene for failure have “absolutely no idea that they have it” and thus project the confidence and self-assurance of people whose genetic material does not make them likely to wreak havoc on a massive scale.] emphasis added
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-believe-they-have-isolated-gene-for-failure
Family Failures
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