Wednesday, March 16, 2016

I'm Voting for Hillary, After Reading Free Ebook

While absolutely loving Senator Sander's policies, just don't believe a democratic socialist can get elected in America.

He already helped pull Hillary to the left  with their free plans for attending colege.

What about all the questions about her past?  Will she get indicted?  How about the emails?

Poppycock!

2 respected investigative journalists, Gene Lyons and Joe Conason, have looked nto those and debunked them all.

Sure, the whiny left will complain Hillary does not fit thier idea of what a Democrtic candidate should look like.  They pine for Senator Bernie.  Nevertheless, cold hard math precludes his nomination or winning  the general election.

Read the book for free: http://hillarybook.nationalmemo.com/.

I double dawg dare you.




Sunday, March 13, 2016

Trump Calls Poor People Morons

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/11/the-daily-show-digs-up-trump-quote-on-poor-people-they-re-morons.html

Univeristy of Central Florida Starts Trump Protest Phase

Donald Trump, speaking at my alma mater--The University of Central Florida in Orlando--faced protesters prootesting his campaign of hate mongering, fear, and intimidation for the first time.

Apparently, the idiot galvanized the student body onto using thier first amendment rights to showThe Donaldthey did not approve of his hate speech.  In this case, I'd have to call the protesters the sane ones.  Trumop should have known better to take his crusadeof hate to a college campus because the youngsters in polls show themselves as more progressive than their elders.

From my reading of the news,UCF, provided the first countr protests of Trump's protest campaign:  "Make  America Great Again."  One clever felloweven glued an   anaomically correct dildo to his "Make America Great " cap and called Trump a dickhead.

When  did we stop becoming great?  The US ranks #1 in many categories like military might and economic prowess.  Nevertheless, the angry underbelly of American politics cares naught for facts but subsists on fear.

The middle class fears getting left behin and becoming por.  Poor folks fear goning hungry and not having a roof over their head while the rich fear taxes, while this braggart, this bully, bloviator full of brash braggadocio incites violence.

Video from London Telegraph of Orlando protest:


Trump's very words stir up protests and verbal dissent, and foment violence; he sounds like the schoolyard bully who never got into a actual fight. He says he wants to punch protesters in the face but you can bet he never took a punch.

Screw that; America, I promise to punch him if we ever come together, punch him right in the balls from my wheelchair.  Maybe he'll pay my legal bills.

[They(protests) have become a regular thing at Trump rallies, and while security experts say Trump has every right to quash dissent at events he's paying for, they say the Republican front-runner is playing with fire by not tamping down uncivil behavior and assault.

"I would go so far as to say that I find that abhorrent," security consultant Stan Kephart, a former police chief in Arizona and California, said of Trump's failure to call out his pugnacious followers. "To me, he's pressing the line. He's doing things that you would see a showman do."

What's Trump's attitude about all of this?

He once said he'd like to personally punch a protester in the face, and has pledged to pay his supporters' legal bills if they get in trouble.

He's spoken fondly of the "good old days" when police could rough protesters up without fear of backlash. "But today," he said Wednesday in Fayetteville, "they walk in and they put their hand up and they put the wrong finger in the air ... and they get away with murder. Because we've become weak."] emphais added






Read more here: http://www.macon.com/news/politics-government/national-politics/article65271882.html#storylink

Monday, February 29, 2016

A Merkin for My Gerken?

Washington Post reports in "16 things you missed in the Oscars" that someone made merkin joke.

Had to look up merkin: a pubic wig.

Could use a regular but will order a size up: XL, a codpiece in chain mail.

Maybe even the Donald has an orange merkin for his gerkin, made from hair from an endangered species, like his wig.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Quote

"Beer ain't drinking."
Bruce Dern as Woody Grant in "Nebraska."

Friday, February 26, 2016

OJ

Orange Juice, nuthin' better in am than orange juice. Not drink of hue of puce or chartreuse
Orange, beautiful orange juice.

Even without vodka truce
Love me some orange juice
It's no ruse
I love orange juice.

Suck on that, Texas!

Friday, February 19, 2016

Sunday, February 14, 2016

My Valentine's Card

(Held by Burkina, best Certified Nursing Assistant ever!  Made by kids, obviously, from nearby church, kids who care for us more than our families.)

Edda of Dan

I don't get hangovers; I get withdrawals.

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Proverb

He has need of his wits who wonders wide.
Edda of Sæmond the wise
(For SPK)

Friday, February 12, 2016

Dan's Card


Dan got hand made card.  See Dan's card.  It made Dan smile.

Did you smile?

You did.

Admit it.  Life can get funny.

See Dan's Machine


Dan hates his life.  But Dan wants to live.  See Dan's dialysis machine.  It keeps Dan alive.

Yay!!!

Monday, February 8, 2016

Pashtun Proverb

"There are no good men among the living, and no bad ones among the dead." By Anand Gopaul.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Tooting My Own Horn

Had looked for but despairedof having a defensive game, a slobberknocker w/ body parts a flyin'.  Told odad-on time stamped email edge rushers could attack Cam and buck him up-er, off.

They did, save for one long scramble.

Yet I hold no brief for Peyton Manning.  Buck that ancient fart too, with all his advert $ and gigantic forehead.  They can send that head to space and beam ads off it.

This just in, James Brown's hologram booked for next halftime gig.  His ghost would show more life than Cold play!

Wow!

They made Coldplay WORSE!

Friday, February 5, 2016

Völuspá Doomsday Prophecy

"A sword age, a wind age, a wolf age.  No longer is there mercy among men."
From Snorri Sturlson's prose Eddas.  From "The Sea Wolves: A History of the Vikings"

Do we live in the wolf age?