Veterans Crisis Linè

Please talk 2 someone if you think your life worthless.  No one goes through life alone èven though wè fèe2l lone ly.

Call the hotline 2 talk if u need. 800-273- 8255

Even email mè.

God bless

"your world is better off w/ôut mè"

Last words of Daniel Somers, Iraqî war vet.



Wôrth it , pres cheney & war cheermongers?

Ch-Ch-Changes

Wow, what changes a month can brîng: hospîtalzed, in physical rehab, hospîtal, back to rehab, started dialysis.  Almost enough 2 makê me listen 2  Bowie song quoted above.  Dr prepared me 4 latter in 5-10 yèars but not fr



Dr talked 2 me like I'd get depressed & suicde.

Seriously Dr with my personat history. had hella  harder things 2 overcome. Shit  breaking my neck & hell ôf a marriage 2 a self destructive shrew amounted to bigger deals.

Shit, she crazy folks!

After 10 years of separation, durn hosptal calls me 'cause she ain't competent 2 make her own decisions.

Well, I'll sign a do not not resustate order.

Saying that felt harsh, so asked what decisions loomed  

Whether to discharge her 2 skilled nursìng or adult lîving facility.

OK, send her to either. s

Sorry, part of me hates the bipolar bitch who refused 2 changeaaaàaa

Heèeeeee

Whèe My Po' k Chop at?

 So layingg up in bed in rehab--physicàl that is---and my meal comess without prè-seletectèd pork chop smothèred in applè sauce   Roomate got none nèither-

Dètermined to revolt for patients' rights with rallyl cry of Wherè my po'k chop àt?

Didn't wok worth a damn 4 dinner butfinally talked to my Dr's  PA-Dr obviously occupied on Olympus--añd asked how

Net Accss HinkyThis Week

What a weèk it was!  Terror!  Fèrtilizer fàxtôry goes kaboom!  Of the two, I fear fèrtilizèr morè "causè when the media starts shoveling manure, wèall lose.  2 haplesß foôls built 2 bombs and damn country almost loses thèir damn mind. Bombèrs bûngled a 7-11 robbery, kîllèd a cop, and somèone ensuing chase shot  a desk chair.   Whîch is why policè used 2 pursuè and apprehend rathèr than respond with superior firepower.  That shit sounded likè Attica attack.  After 1 got away and a civilian foûnd him, damn firefight breaks out in residential `hood.  What èver happened  Dano with bullhorn beseeching him to surrendèr?  Thousands die yearly from gun violence in Chicago every year and the damn army don't parachute în town.

Sure, I griève the loss of lives lost too early like 8 year d Martin--plus mourn my moms, my infsnt brotrher dead before I knewwhat deàth meant, an end.  

Why doès the media mourn more for the Boston tragèdy thàn tràgèdies which inèvîtably result from decades of weakend federal rules and inspections?

Why ignore how craven law makers tremble before the National Rifle Association Asshats whose efforts make it easier to buy firearms and gun powder, easier for 2 sad sack siblings to make a crude bomb, sow terror, andg a majôr city ?

Ràp 

Advice for my nieces

Beware boys trying to become men and men prètènding to be boys.

Damn youse, Joe Walsh

Hè stolè my song!   I am also an Analog man  stuck in a digital worid.  Looking forr a lady to take my hànd and see what comes  next-  One who àin`t waiting on no dàmn tèxt.

Grear! Women prefer big penises!

Shortchged by nature, had hoped other talents would count; talents obliquely refeed to in chapter 7of song of Solomon,a bowl of spiced wine indeed.

As article in Salon reported, orgasms release oxytocin, so I still stand # chance.  Can't copy w/ tabet yet.  Look itt up-  Read your bibke, heathens!

DIana, the watèr was cold!

connected again!!!

yyis who talk to md chare my card 4 adroid  rablet 4 $40 w/ 17 inc screen.  suck it, ghst of stee jobs

Beer Good for the Body.....and Soul

[Reduces Risk of Cancer

Just putting your meat in a marinade of beer can eliminate almost 70 percent of carcinogens from the meat, a Portuguese study found. That might not transfer to drinking the beer, but who doesn’t love a good beer marinade? If you do just drink it, though, it does contain loads of helpful antioxidants that can keep you healthy.

Increases Brain Health

Researchers think that a few beers a day can also stave off Alzheimer’s and can reduce your risk of stroke. In 2005, a study was done of 11,000 older women, and those who had one beer a day had better mental function than those who didn’t. In fact, they decreased their risk of mental decline by as much as 20 percent. The Harvard School of Public Health also did a study that showed that a few beers a day might reduce the risk of stroke by thinning the blood and preventing blood clots from traveling to the brain.]
Read more: http://www.care2.com/causes/6-health-benefits-of-drinking-beer.html#ixzz2NxDwJeXb

Slash on Slash Crime

[Low point: Slash collapses during a hotel drug binge and gets rushed to the hospital, where the doctors restart his heart. He complains, "I had no remorse whatsoever about my overdose – but I was pissed off at myself for having died. The whole hospital excursion really ate into my day off."]
Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/the-25-greatest-rock-memoirs-of-all-time-20120813/slash-slash-2007-20120813#ixzz2NwWsO9QB 

Slash Does Angry Birds

Domestic Violence.............................

One of the thingss my parents taught me when a wee lad was my a man--a real man--never  raises his hand to a woman.                                                    
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[....This week, the Internet got angry at Sara Naomi Lewkowicz. The 30-year-old photographer had the audacity to photograph domestic violence – and to publish the photos in a major magazine just as Congress was debating the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act.

In the photos, we see a 31-year-old man named Shane throw his 19-year-old girlfriend Maggie against a set of kitchen cabinets. He traps her with his body against a kitchen counter. He chokes her. At one point, her 2-year-old-daughter walks in and stamps her feet as she sees what’s happening.

The Internet thinks this is Sara’s fault.....]
.http://www.salon.com/2013/03/01/dont_blame_the_victim_or_the_photographer/




http://www.salon.com/2013/03/01/us_speedskating_to_investigate_sexual_abuse_allegations/

Stupid Crook News: Attempted murder edition

Mostly, my modesty would prevent me from writing about a "lady" who put poison in her lady parts in an  attempt  to kill her husband.

Words fail me.

[A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.

The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto – knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife’s freshly poisoned nether region.

But here’s the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.

Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.

This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead!]  chivalry lives
http://www.salon.com/2013/01/30/death_by_cunnilingus/

Truth and Consequences

From satire purveor, The Onion,

[WASHINGTON—With the dramatic, across-the-board sequestration scheduled to occur this week, the nation’s leading economists have warned that President Obama and Congress must come to a compromise on the budget by Mar. 1, and then again by Apr. 1, and then Apr. 20, Apr. 28, and—after Congress is once again unable to come to a comprehensive agreement to fully stabilize the economy—May 1, along with agreements twice a week, every week, for the next four years.

Experts say that without reaching a deal this Friday, the automatic $85 billion reduction in government spending will immediately slow the U.S. economy and impact thousands of middle-class citizens. Officials said the same exact thing will happen next month, the month after that, and the month after that if Obama and Congress fail to meet deadlines created by the preceding, incomplete deals.]
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-congress-must-reach-deal-on-budget-by-march,31460/?ref=auto

Welcome Home, Female Veterans

Welcome home female veterans.

Sent to fight illegal and immoral wars based on falsehoods, and serving in a system that condones and maybe even countenances rape, they now try to live under the burden of traumatic stress and become homeless after coming home.

Is this a great country or what?

[Even as the Pentagon lifts the ban on women in combat roles, returning servicewomen are facing a battlefield of a different kind: they are now the fastest growing segment of the homeless population, an often-invisible group bouncing between sofa and air mattress, overnighting in public storage lockers, living in cars and learning to park inconspicuously on the outskirts of shopping centers to avoid the violence of the streets.

While male returnees become homeless largely because of substance abuse and mental illness, experts say that female veterans face those problems and more, including the search for family housing and an even harder time finding well-paying jobs. But a common pathway to homelessness for women, researchers and psychologists said, is military sexual trauma, or M.S.T., from assaults or harassment during their service, which can lead to post-traumatic stress disorder.]

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/28/us/female-veterans-face-limbo-in-lives-on-the-street.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=edit_th_20130228&_r=0

CSN: "49 Bye Byes"

"Jesus Christ was the first non-violent revolutionary."

Had to get taste of last post out of my brain.

The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Seen

Holy Christ on a communion cracker!

Actual living and breathing and presumably somewhat sentient parents enrolled their kids in Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) training classes and allow their precious progeny to enter combat in the freakin' octagon.  As if pee wee football not dangerous enough by causing concussions with effects accumulating over a lifetime to cause chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE).

Your long suffering commentator shouldn't even have to break this down for the pencil neck geeks pushing/allowing their kids into MMA fights.  The bones, joints, ligaments, and tendons have to fully mature, allowing the possibility of greater injury more possible.

Extreme Youth Sports: Have they lost their minds?  Kids this age have little self control, especially in a situation bringing out aggression.  The "insane" arm bar the winner used could splinter one in a split second, and a kid using it is literally insane.

Years ago, I interviewed perhaps the greatest wrestler who ever lived: Lou Thesz.  Mr.Thesz wrestled freestyle and Greco Roman in high school and turned pro at age 16 in an age when even though outcomes came scripted, wrestlers had to protect themselves in case their opponent went off script, protect themselves with actual wrestling, not this showboat carnival crap purveyed to audiences today.  Damn youse, Vincent K McMahon Jr!

Mr. Thesz trained hard all over the world, becoming a hooker, one who knew wrestling moves called hooks, which could legitimately cripple people.  At the age of 83, he demonstrated the double wrist lock on me, and I felt how he could rip my arm out of my shoulder joint.

So yes, let your kids train in karate, wrestling, and the sweet science of boxing.

But let them in a ring for an actual fight?  Never in a million years, at least until they go to high school.

Just for grins, look at the beer swilling, overweight, cholesterol challenged white bums in the audience living their lives on gratuitous child on child violence, seen in 1st link above.

Pathetic slugs.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/MMA-for-kids-exploding-in-popularity/-/1637132/18562986/-/omebvsz/-/index.html

People die doing this shit: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/6/4/3062505/mma-dustin-jenson-death-editorial-stephen-koepfer

Junk Food Pushers

Imagine that, food companies in their greed make a science out of making crap food that has addictive qualities.  You really can't eat just 1 Lays potato chip.  Salt, fat, crunch and mouth feel combine to make our mouths water andour brains crave like Pavlov's salivating dog.

Don't buy the chips and candy.  Eat healthy and live better.

[....Mudd then did the unthinkable. He drew a connection to the last thing in the world the C.E.O.’s wanted linked to their products: cigarettes. First came a quote from a Yale University professor of psychology and public health, Kelly Brownell, who was an especially vocal proponent of the view that the processed-food industry should be seen as a public health menace: “As a culture, we’ve become upset by the tobacco companies advertising to children, but we sit idly by while the food companies do the very same thing. And we could make a claim that the toll taken on the public health by a poor diet rivals that taken by tobacco....”

What happened next was not written down. But according to three participants, when Mudd stopped talking, the one C.E.O. whose recent exploits in the grocery store had awed the rest of the industry stood up to speak. His name was Stephen Sanger, and he was also the person — as head of General Mills — who had the most to lose when it came to dealing with obesity. Under his leadership, General Mills had overtaken not just the cereal aisle but other sections of the grocery store. The company’s Yoplait brand had transformed traditional unsweetened breakfast yogurt into a veritable dessert. It now had twice as much sugar per serving as General Mills’ marshmallow cereal Lucky Charms. And yet, because of yogurt’s well-tended image as a wholesome snack, sales of Yoplait were soaring, with annual revenue topping $500 million. Emboldened by the success, the company’s development wing pushed even harder, inventing a Yoplait variation that came in a squeezable tube — perfect for kids. They called it Go-Gurt and rolled it out nationally in the weeks before the C.E.O. meeting. (By year’s end, it would hit $100 million in sales.)

So why are the diabetes and obesity and hypertension numbers still spiraling out of control? It’s not just a matter of poor willpower on the part of the consumer and a give-the-people-what-they-want attitude on the part of the food manufacturers. What I found, over four years of research and reporting, was a conscious effort — taking place in labs and marketing meetings and grocery-store aisles — to get people hooked on foods that are convenient and inexpensive.] emphasis added to highlight greed

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/24/magazine/the-extraordinary-science-of-junk-food.html?pagewanted=all&_r=3&

Does Anyone Need More Star Wars Movies?

Oh please, God, make it stop.  Bought by Disney ensures even more dreck foisted on fans, then director's cuts with 30 more seconds of footage.

But Dan, some say, you have to see it in theatres for full effects. Me sa so sorry, why would I want to see Jar Jar Binx on a big screen.?

What next, Return of the Jar Jar?


Found at First Draft.