A Merkin for My Gerken?

Washington Post reports in "16 things you missed in the Oscars" that someone made merkin joke.

Had to look up merkin: a pubic wig.

Could use a regular but will order a size up: XL, a codpiece in chain mail.

Maybe even the Donald has an orange merkin for his gerkin, made from hair from an endangered species, like his wig.

Quote

"Beer ain't drinking."
Bruce Dern as Woody Grant in "Nebraska."

OJ

Orange Juice, nuthin' better in am than orange juice. Not drink of hue of puce or chartreuse
Orange, beautiful orange juice.

Even without vodka truce
Love me some orange juice
It's no ruse
I love orange juice.

Suck on that, Texas!

Edda of Dan

Orange juice w/out vodka is like a day w/out a good joint.

My Valentine's Card

(Held by Burkina, best Certified Nursing Assistant ever!  Made by kids, obviously, from nearby church, kids who care for us more than our families.)

Edda of Dan

I don't get hangovers; I get withdrawals.

Proverb

He has need of his wits who wonders wide.
Edda of Sæmond the wise
(For SPK)

Dan's Card

Dan got hand made card.  See Dan's card.  It made Dan smile.

Did you smile?

You did.

Admit it.  Life can get funny.

See Dan's Machine

Dan hates his life.  But Dan wants to live.  See Dan's dialysis machine.  It keeps Dan alive.

Yay!!!

Pashtun Proverb

"There are no good men among the living, and no bad ones among the dead." By Anand Gopaul.

Tooting My Own Horn

Had looked for but despairedof having a defensive game, a slobberknocker w/ body parts a flyin'.  Told odad-on time stamped email edge rushers could attack Cam and buck him up-er, off.

They did, save for one long scramble.

Yet I hold no brief for Peyton Manning.  Buck that ancient fart too, with all his advert $ and gigantic forehead.  They can send that head to space and beam ads off it.

This just in, James Brown's hologram booked for next halftime gig.  His ghost would show more life than Cold play!

Wow!

They made Coldplay WORSE!

Völuspá Doomsday Prophecy

"A sword age, a wind age, a wolf age.  No longer is there mercy among men."
From Snorri Sturlson's prose Eddas.  From "The Sea Wolves: A History of the Vikings"

Do we live in the wolf age?

More Foreign Words

Wendy, Et surtout ne m'oublie cher.

1 More Word

Backpfeifengesichtt: German word for face which needs a slap.

Can't see Trump's mug w/out thinking of this word!

You want to shred the Constitution?

Slap!

Deny American born Muslims entry into the USA, even those born there?

Slap!

Spout divisive nonsense and hatemonger?

SLAP!

You get the drift.

2 Words

VAPE PEN!

Yay!

All hypothetical, of course, 'cause using tobacco now as other option illegal in FLA.

Stupid Crook News

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/crime-law/police-fla-man-attacks-atm-while-drunk/npszW/


http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/man-drops-heroin-hidden-burrito-hospital/nptDt/

Poem 13

Would a, could a, should a, done, did, but not Done!, will, can, can do, will do, do more, do anything good, any worthwhile deed, some good, probably some bad but no evil, lift the veil....

See, speak, and write my truth!

"A baby?...."

"....a chubby cheeked rolly poley shit machine?"
Dexter Season3, Episode 3

Catching up on reruns.  Hmmm, a serial killer w/ an ethical code, should I worry 'bout me?

Living Colour - Cult Of Personality