Showing posts with label FL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FL. Show all posts

Friday, June 15, 2018

Stupid Crook News: Man takes drugs to police

Avoiding the main rule of buying drugs--only buy from someone you know will sell you the real deal--a Florida man had doubts about whether he'd purchased real methamphetamine so he took the stash to police.

Bad move.

The police confirmed the Hawthorne, FL did indeed have meth and promptly arrested him for possession.  Helpfully, the Putnam County sheriff's office also volunteered to test any drugs for authenticity.

Holders, however, will find themselves subject to arrest.
The police posted the following note for others seeking police assistance in such matters: “If you believe you were sold bad drugs, we are offering a free service to test them for you. “Remember, our detectives are always ready to assist anyone who believes they were misled in their illegal drug purchase.”  https://jonathanturley.org/2018/06/15/florida-man-takes-drugs-to-police-station-to-confirm-authenticity-police-confirm-and-then-arrest-him/

Friday, December 25, 2015

[The Associated Press
COCOA BEACH, Fla. — Hundreds of surfers dressed as Santa caught the waves and celebrated on the shore in what has evolved into an annual tradition at Florida's Cocoa Beach.

Organizers of the seventh annual Surfing Santa event say they distributed 500 wristbands Thursday for surfers who wanted to ride the waves dressed as St. Nick.

A singer with a ukulele led hundreds of people in singing Christmas carols, and some Santas glided onto the beach, ]
http://www.wftv.com/news/ap/florida/surfing-santas-catch-waves-at-cocoa-beach/nprND/



Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Forget the Facts, Ma'am

The basic geology of FL lies on limestone formations which overlay the Floridian Aquifer.  Go to Google Earth and zoom in on any portion of my state and you an see it looks like swiss cheese, with a myriad of lakes dotting the landscape.

We use the aquifer as our main source of drinking water pumping it willy nilly to feed the voracious appetite for development.  You see, a few thousand acres of scrub pine by itself has little value.  Nevertheless, plat the land, subdivide it for housing, and coax/bribe compliant county commissions to extend roads, sewage, and water services to these housing lots, and the same piece of land becomes hundreds of times more valuable in terms of dollars per acre, notwithstanding the value of sandy scrub pine soi which acts as filtration system for water which falls as rain and flows into our aquifer.

As a consequence, municipalities have to pump more and more water for the taps and toilets of the new homes.  Evidence has arisen that the aquifer exists as a finite resource, and the wonderful natural resource of FL springs--where fresh water just bubbles up from the depths--getting depleted. leading to lowered flow rate at our springs.

How will FL deal with this?

The current regime proposes putting off for 11 years setting minimum flow rates for our springs, this after taking 30 years so far to apply the law.

ELEVEN MORE Freakin' years, during which time politicians and plunderers will gorge themselves on cheap water while ignoring the long term health of our streams, springs, and rivers.

[The Northwest Florida Water Management District is seeking to delay setting minimum flow levels for Wakulla Springs and other springs in the district by 11 years, raising concerns among environmentalists.

The Legislature more than 30 years ago passed a law requiring minimum flow studies for waterways across the state, but implementation has been slow. The studies can help ensure there is enough water for fish and wildlife, and determine whether too much groundwater is being pumped, scientists say.

The Northwest District said in 2011 it would set "minimum flows and levels" for Wakulla Springs in 2012. In November, though, the district sent a new proposed schedule to the Florida Department of Environmental Protection proposing to set levels in 2023.

"That's just ridiculous," retired DEP biologist Jim Stevenson said Monday. "Every year there is a different schedule and a different timeline. And every year they change it."

Blue Spring in Jackson County would get an MFL adopted in 2024 followed by Econfina Creek and Springs in 2026. Other springs in Walton, Holmes and Jackson counties would receive minimum flow limits sometime after 2026.]  emphasis added to highlight idiocy.
http://www.thefloridacurrent.com/article.cfm?id=31092747&utm_source=not_lt_user&utm_medium=article_link&utm_campaign=current_email

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

National Lighthouse Day 7 August 2012

St. Augustine

Cape Canaveral, this photo and following.





[Weekly tours are currently being offered by the 45th Space Wing through the Public Affairs office. The three-hour tour includes a visit to the Air Force Space and Missile Museum, active and retired launch pads, and the historic Cape Canaveral Lighthouse.]
http://canaverallight.org/lighthouse-tours

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

God's Judgment on Florida

Dang, maybe God really does have a mad on for Florida in general and Orlando in particular, given the historical track of hurricanes since 1852 as shown below.

Golly, even back in 1852, God knew God's true servant and prophet, Pat "The Oracle" Robertson, would call out retribution on the city of Orlando and residents for the city decision to hang rainbow flags from light poles for Gay Days.

To demonstrate my powers of prophecy, I, D. H. Hill, hereby prophesy a hurricane will hit Florida some time in the future.



National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration database of hurricanes: http://www.csc.noaa.gov/digitalcoast/tools/hurricanes