No Really, It's a Thing, a small thing for sure but a thing nevertheless

The Third Annual Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, NYC.

Rumour has it Donald Trump will enter next year because you just know his incessant bragging and tall erect towers compensates for failing to measure up in other respects, like taking a dagger to a sword fight.

https://twitter.com/ZeeLoveGeeks/status/477881004137275392/photo/1

http://gothamist.com/2014/06/15/smallest_penis_in_brooklyn_pageant.php#photo-1

http://jezebel.com/brooklyn-pageant-on-the-search-for-small-dicks-1707337679

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/small-penis/

(Avis tries harder.)

Update: Dylann Roof obviously compensating for "short" comings

Dylann Roof compensating for lack of "endowment"

Dang, better quit now but could keep it up all night making shortchanged small penis jokes.  Look at the troll; never got any sun living in his mom's basement pallor sitting there with pansies in front of him, substituting large caliber hand gun for his phallic deficencies.

Hope he rots in jail but gets to see in the news how his horror helped take down the treasonous flags from displays in the South.

Suck on that irony, bitch boy.  Rebellion not going as ya hoped, Dylann?