Alleged Terrorist Really Disgruntled Cubs Fan, Tries to Plant Bomb at Wrigley

Golly gee willikers, I thought I was a disgruntled Cubs fan, maybe due to genetic defect 'cause Pops and Gran' Pops both carried Cubs fan mutant gene..

[The reason I bring this up is because we live in a terrorist-infested world and because early Sunday morning a 22-year-old Lebanese immigrant and legal permanent U.S. resident named Sami Samir Hassoun was arrested near Wrigley Field after planting what he thought was a bomb outside Sluggers sports bar at 3540 N. Clark St.

Hassoun, according to undercover federal law- enforcement agents who had been working with him for months, claimed not to be a religious extremist, but a man who wanted to create chaos and gain political control of Chicago. How he would do that by killing, as he reportedly told agents, ''all [the] young people, [the] hippest people,'' nobody knows. Not even Hassoun.]
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/telander/2735088,CST-SPT-rick22.article