Saturday, February 28, 2015

Happy Belated, Johnny Cash

On 26 Feb, he'd of...ah. Hell, guess you stop counting after a man passes.

So pull out your old vinyl "Live at Folsom Prison" or "American IV."

Sunday, February 22, 2015

You'll Die Laughing

42 Most Hilarious Tombstones of All Time

Gone to Server in the Sky

Old People Can't Drive

Can tell y'all from personal experience old people can't drive, whether wheelchair or car.  Old folks just can't drive.

In the nursing home they contantly try to push their wheelchair right through my feet, especially my gout ridden, arthritic left big toe.  Damn, that hurts!

Have also gotten tboned when older gentleman tried to drive through me when I had the right of way in .my car.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Insane Meal

A Georgia man ordered a meal consisting of "two cheeseburgers, two large orders of french fries, lemonade, cherry vanilla ice cream, popcorn, cornbread and a salad made of boiled eggs, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, carrots, cheese and buttermilk dressing, according to the Georgia Department of Corrections."

A meal like that could kill you.

So good thing this came as Kelly Renee Gissendaner's last meal before the state of GA executed him.  maybe they should have saved money on legal fees during the appeals, just feed him like this all the time and let his arteries pop.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Super Resistant Antibiotics Kill

Super Resistant Antibiotics Kill: Seriously  Seriously

Happy Fat Tuesday!

I hereby give up giveing up things.  Wh ew, makes my life eaasier!

Saturday, February 14, 2015

SNICKERS® - “The Brady Bunch”

Featuring Danny Trejo, who first came to my attention in the movie "Desperado"


You can also find on a few episodes of Breaking the Bad, Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas, and played a kick ass lead character in Machete.

"Machete don't text."

I Got My Vacinations

I got all my vaccinations as a child in the 60's: polio, tetanus, and smallpox..  Born in 1958, society had yet to invent cures for some diseases such as measles--whatever 1 made you get spot on your skin.  When I got that, children from as far as 5 blocks came to play with my train sets, almost all of Milwaukee it seemed.

This got us all sick at the same time so the mothers could go back to 3 martini book and bridge clubs in the afternoons.  Seems to my memory now the pox had come upon us because red spots which itched bedeviled us, which we could not scratch.

Fun times.

Nevertheless, eradicating certain diseases through developing vaccines stands among the greatest achievements of he 2th century, akin to men landing on the moon.  Now--because of hubris, stupidity, idiots who believe anything they read on the Internet as gospel truth--such idiots have eliminated the benefits of herd immunity.
The United States experienced a record number of measles cases during 2014, with 644 cases from 27 states reported to CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases (NCIRD). This is the greatest number of cases since measles elimination was documented in the U.S. in 2000.
These people have largely taken us back to the technology or lack thereof to the horse powered buggies of the Amish;'[In this country the [The US], the biggest outbreak is centered in the Amish community in Ohio, where many of the residents are unvaccinated, the CDC reported. In Virginia, two cases were confirmed earlier this month."

So hell yes, bn unvacinated kids from schools, ban 'em from boy and girl scouts, and ban them viewing parades.

I got my vaccines.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Go Packers!

End of NFC championship pained me as one born in Milwaukee; hurt, hurt bad, hur even more than Dolphins 8-8 finish.

Damn that sucked.

Oh well, go Packers!