Monday, February 29, 2016

A Merkin for My Gerken?

Washington Post reports in "16 things you missed in the Oscars" that someone made merkin joke.

Had to look up merkin: a pubic wig.

Could use a regular but will order a size up: XL, a codpiece in chain mail.

Maybe even the Donald has an orange merkin for his gerkin, made from hair from an endangered species, like his wig.

Sunday, February 28, 2016


"Beer ain't drinking."
Bruce Dern as Woody Grant in "Nebraska."

Friday, February 26, 2016


Orange Juice, nuthin' better in am than orange juice. Not drink of hue of puce or chartreuse
Orange, beautiful orange juice.

Even without vodka truce
Love me some orange juice
It's no ruse
I love orange juice.

Suck on that, Texas!

Friday, February 19, 2016

Sunday, February 14, 2016

My Valentine's Card

(Held by Burkina, best Certified Nursing Assistant ever!  Made by kids, obviously, from nearby church, kids who care for us more than our families.)

Edda of Dan

I don't get hangovers; I get withdrawals.

Saturday, February 13, 2016


He has need of his wits who wonders wide.
Edda of Sæmond the wise
(For SPK)

Friday, February 12, 2016

Dan's Card

Dan got hand made card.  See Dan's card.  It made Dan smile.

Did you smile?

You did.

Admit it.  Life can get funny.

See Dan's Machine

Dan hates his life.  But Dan wants to live.  See Dan's dialysis machine.  It keeps Dan alive.


Monday, February 8, 2016

Pashtun Proverb

"There are no good men among the living, and no bad ones among the dead." By Anand Gopaul.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Tooting My Own Horn

Had looked for but despairedof having a defensive game, a slobberknocker w/ body parts a flyin'.  Told odad-on time stamped email edge rushers could attack Cam and buck him up-er, off.

They did, save for one long scramble.

Yet I hold no brief for Peyton Manning.  Buck that ancient fart too, with all his advert $ and gigantic forehead.  They can send that head to space and beam ads off it.

This just in, James Brown's hologram booked for next halftime gig.  His ghost would show more life than Cold play!


They made Coldplay WORSE!

Friday, February 5, 2016

Völuspá Doomsday Prophecy

"A sword age, a wind age, a wolf age.  No longer is there mercy among men."
From Snorri Sturlson's prose Eddas.  From "The Sea Wolves: A History of the Vikings"

Do we live in the wolf age?