Monday, February 29, 2016

A Merkin for My Gerken?

Washington Post reports in "16 things you missed in the Oscars" that someone made merkin joke.

Had to look up merkin: a pubic wig.

Could use a regular but will order a size up: XL, a codpiece in chain mail.

Maybe even the Donald has an orange merkin for his gerkin, made from hair from an endangered species, like his wig.

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