Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Living Colour - Cult Of Personality

Living Colour - Cult of Personality (Lyrics)

Cut For Time: Christmas at Nana’s - SNL

Monday, December 28, 2015

Why Florida Has No Winter This Year

Because a confirmed bachelor changed his mind and asked God to send a wife by winter this year.  Apparently, he ain't get married soon, and we currently enjoy weather with highs in mid 80 degrees.  Of course, 'posed to get freezing this weekend with lows in the 60 degrees.  Where did I store my winter coats?

Suck on that M'sieur Sean Paul..

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Nothing Says Christmas Like Free Shotgun Wiith Purchase

Guys and Gals, Be aware Where your partner shops for jewelry.

[VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. — Customers are locked and loaded over a promotion put on by Downtown Goldsmith, Jewelry and Engraving in DeLand.

Any customer who buys from a selection of jewelry costing more than $450 is eligible to go home with a free shotgun.

The promotion has been so popular, the store’s owners have already run out of shotguns and have put in two more orders.]

Presumably, you only get to insert shells after shopping.  Or give the gift of shotgun to your partner, because nothing says love like a shotgun.

Building Wall to Keep Donnie J. Trump INSIDE Trump Towers

From comedy duo called The Good Liars

Saturday, December 26, 2015

New Tradition: Kill Your Brother for Christmas

Sounds like a great tradition, at least until you run out of brothers.  To avoid me, my family left me stuck in damn nursing home because he likes my fat pig sister better than me.

But I don't plan on killing any of 'em. however.

[ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — Orange County deputies are investigating after a man allegedly shot and killed his brother in Pine Hills on Christmas Day.

Deputies responded to the 5000 block of Altec Court at about 3 p.m. Friday.

They said the two brothers, who have not been identified, were in some kind of dispute when one opened fire.

The victim was killed, and his brother was in custody.

Family members at the scene were very shaken up, and neighbors were stunned that something like a fight led to a shooting on Christmas.

Family and friends tried to console each other as deputies worked the scene.

“I just feel for everybody around here, because I'm sure everybody's trying to enjoy this day, and that just put a damper on everything,” said resident Adolph Tolliver.]  emphasis added because OMG!  "Put a damper on festivities."  YOU THINK!

Friday, December 25, 2015

"Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime"

Almost forgot a couple of Christmas traditions: watching ourfuture robot overlords enslave us and beating penguins bloody.  The latter can really fight back the savage Christmas Blues affecting me.  So enjoy.


For more Christmas "fun:" How Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas from Hyperbole and a Half and Penguin Bloody Bashing Time from someone sick and twisted as me 'cause it made me laugh, "Do you like to decapitate penguins with spiked clubs and use their heads for batting practice? If so, then you are truly a twisted individual."
[The Associated Press
COCOA BEACH, Fla. — Hundreds of surfers dressed as Santa caught the waves and celebrated on the shore in what has evolved into an annual tradition at Florida's Cocoa Beach.

Organizers of the seventh annual Surfing Santa event say they distributed 500 wristbands Thursday for surfers who wanted to ride the waves dressed as St. Nick.

A singer with a ukulele led hundreds of people in singing Christmas carols, and some Santas glided onto the beach, ]

Made in China

Label on my forehead reads: "Made in China."  I give up.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

My Sayings

Pancakes w/out syrup feels like Love w/out sex, filling but nearly as much fun.

Monday, December 21, 2015

Sign of Hope for Humanity

Got back from dialysis Saturday and had big Christmas bag on my bed with gift cushy blanket and this priceless--treasured forever--Christmas card from the Grandmothers and Grandkids club of Mount Moriah church just south of my Island Hell.

If you ever wonder what to get someone in a nursing home, a blanket will always do.

Nevertheless, think the card amounts to greatest treasure of all;  my bah humbug savage Christmas blues be damned.

God bless ye, one and all.

(WARNING GRAPHIC POLICE VIOLENCE) Another Day, Another Execution by POlice

Chased sown and executed for wearing headphones while riding a bike,

A Fracking BIKE!

Friday, December 18, 2015

Cops: Judge and Executioner

[The mother of Amadou Diallo reeled at the news: One of the four cops who killed her unarmed son in a 41-shot fusillade is set for an NYPD promotion — and a raise.

Old wounds reopened quickly Wednesday with word of Officer Kenneth Boss’ elevation to sergeant nearly 17 years after the divisive Feb. 4, 1999, shooting of the black West African immigrant by four white cops in the Bronx.

“You have so many police officers out there who deserve to be promoted, and this man is being promoted?” a bewildered Kadiatou Diallo asked the Daily News.

“For doing what? Killing my son? I don’t have any hatred or revenge in my heart, but my life was changed forever that day. This is a stab in the heart.”

Boss, who fired five of the shots after Diallo, 22, innocently reached for his wallet in the darkness of his apartment building’s vestibule, will receive his controversial new rank Thursday.]

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

You Don't Want a Hungry Tiger on Your Hands

The value of sharing. A Buddhist monk sharing his meal with a hungry tiger at the Kanchanaburi in Thailand, also known as “Tiger Temple”.

My Newest Hero

For those never hospitalized, it takes some doine to do beer bongs in one.  First, you either have to have necessaries in backpack or have friends willing to bring 'em.  With no friends, I'm really screwed.

Hey, if anyone knows where I downloaded this from or who this guy is, please let me know.  My guess is he plays wing for All Black Rugby team of New Zealand.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Americans from Tribe of Abraham Support Muslims, Protest Against Islamophobia

Since watching so much TV throws loads o' crap at me--especially local news reporting: robberies, rapes, and everyone' favorite, murder--when a profoundly positive story leaps out at ya and can change your very outlook on life in this winter of Trump.

American Jews, themselves an often reviled race, stood up for fellow Americans of Islamic faith by protesting for civil rights of Muslims.

This should end Donald Chump's buffoonery once and for all.

It won't, but I'll sleep better.

This Hanukkah, Jews across the U.S. are taking to the street to rally against the Islamophobia and racism rampant in their communities. 
On each night in the eight-day-long religious holiday, Jewish activists are participating in protests against various forms of injustice in a campaign initiated by the Network Against Islamophobia, a project called for by national peace organization Jewish Voice for Peace (JVP) to challenge anti-Muslim bigotry, along with Jews Against Islamophobia, a coalition of JVP-New York and the activist group Jews Say No! 
The demonstrations are being held in 15 cities throughout the country, including Chicago, Boston, Miami, Seattle, Atlanta. The first demonstration was held at New York City’s Rockefeller Center on Sunday, Dec. 6, the first night of Hanukkah.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Hillary Clinton on Donald Trump - Late Night with Seth Meyers

Blocking Downfield or Life Imitates Sports

Unseen by many so.called football fans, spectacular offensive plays often result from players doing grunt work or going beyond assignments to block downfield like Arizona receiver Larry Fitzgerald blocking a defender, knocking him on his proverbial ass.

Normally, receivers play the roles of divas afraid to get their u to that as a pancake block since the blocker lays the defender out like a pancake.niforms dirty.  Larry Fitzgerald , receiver, did the grunt work depicted below.  In football, we refer

The Zadroga Bill for First Responders to 11 September Tragedy

If we as a nation can ever agree on any one thing, we should all champion the Zadroga bill for health care for first responders, thos who ran through toxic clouds of debbris: pulverized metal, drywall dust, and the carcinogenic rare metals that go into computers.

It becomes a simple matter of justice.  If you don't support it, you have turned your back on the values of this country.  So all y'all decent people, chickenhawks, and plethora of Republican Presidential candidates, call your US Senators and Representatives and implore them to pass the Zadroga Bill.

That Republicans have filibustered the bill goes beyond despicable.

Damn their eyes!

"A Minority of One"

Thursday, December 10, 2015

DARTH TRUMP - Auralnauts

F*** Trump

Suggested Christmas Present.

Remember, the joy of the season lies in giving, especially to me, a poor, benighted, beggar trapped in nursing home hell.  Priced at $3000, you'll find it practically a steal.

Neil Young + Promise of the Real - Big Box (Live at Farm Aid 30)

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Monday, December 7, 2015

Dick Cheney Thinks the Donald Insane

Bob: "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"

You know you've reached the pinnacle of success or notoriety at least when one name describes you: Bono, Mick, Charlie, etc.  At least for me, Mick means Jagger and the last means Manson, but it could amount to a generational thing.  So Bob means Dylan and not Dylan Thomas; "Do not go gentle into that good night/Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Does that mean I can still go to a rave at my advanced age?  People do find me expressing my rage well.  Why keep it in and give myself ulcers?  Might as well share my rage with the world.

Right now sharing Dylan, Bob.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Nutcracker at Art Basel, Miami

No, not the Christmas Nutcracker Suite, but this one at Art Basel, Miami, Florida:

Even as a metaphor about patriarchy which rules most of the world, that hurts.

Why, oh goodness gracious, why?

Friday, December 4, 2015

Why I Drink at Home

Because there we have less chance of me running into anything, especially Scotland:

My Nieces and Me

Helen on the left--grad assistant at UT, Austin--and Mary on right, senior at THE University of Florida.  Suffice it too say consider them my pride and joy and a reason to keep on living.

They and the sister who still talks to me showed kindness by visiting me at Island Hell where I exist in a state of purgtory, not quite confined but unable to propel myself up the inclined driveway to escape to nearby bar.

Dang, feel some spiritous liquids in my near future but shhhh, don't tell anyone.  If God made liquor to swurvive family holidays, maybe He does show some empathy (Sorry for patriarchal phrasing).

"It’s all of us versus ISIS"

During a recent short sojourn in the hospital, it became my distinct pleasure to have as a roommate a teabagging, gun toting, deport all Muslims, Obama hating el stupido grande.  What he failed to realize about unfettered access to guns and ammunition in the US lies in that radical Muslims can buy weapons and loads of ammunition also, as proved by recent San Bernadino attacks.  Sons a bitches perpetrators had tons of ammo.  Peaceful as I am, still thought it justice 2 of the attackers got shot down in the street like the rabid and murderous dogs they acted like.

And, Chuck, my erstwhile roommate failed or lacked the intellect to realize, most Mulims revile the ilk of those barbaric bastards.  And our American money obsessed media won't make clear remains the fact Isis has killes millions of Muslims over theological differences--witness the recent bombing in Beirut, Lebanon., but, "Apparently Muslims being killed by ISIS doesn’t attract enough ratings for U.S. media outlets to justify “full team” or even quarter-team coverage."

Since terrorists apparently downed a Russian jet, coordinated vicious attacks in Paris, and visited unspeakable horrors on Muslim countries by beheading Shiiites and Christians alike, we ought to have the ability to build a worldwide consensus and force able to kick some terrorst ass, Lord forgive for writing such.  nevertheless, it must look like and become the civilized world fighting cruel oppressors, not have it the Western world versus Islam.