Almost forgot a couple of Christmas traditions: watching ourfuture robot overlords enslave us and beating penguins bloody. The latter can really fight back the savage Christmas Blues affecting me. So enjoy.
For more Christmas "fun:" How Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas from Hyperbole and a Half and Penguin Bloody Bashing Time from someone sick and twisted as me 'cause it made me laugh, "Do you like to decapitate penguins with spiked clubs and use their heads for batting practice? If so, then you are truly a twisted individual."