President Romney: A leader to rule during the coming zombie apocalypse

Did an election happen while I went away?  I don't see any more nauseating campaign ads on my magical communicating box.  So did it end?  Who won, the guy who wants to keep Guantanamo open or the guy who wants to keep Guantanamo open and bomb Iran?

[“Romney's ready to make the deep rollbacks—in healthcare, education, social services, reproductive rights—that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting: all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland. But it's his commitment to ungoverned corporate privilege that will nose-dive this economy into true insolvency and chaos—the kind of chaos you can't buy back. ... Mitt's ready. He's not afraid to face a ravening, grasping horde of sub-humans, because that's how he sees poor people already."

—Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, endorsing Mitt Romney for leader of the impending zombie apocalypse]