Stupid Crrok News; Wait, this might make most enterprising crooks ever!

Look, as a society with rule of law, we do not condone thievery, and seek to jail thieves, even if they do steal a $100,000 worth of toothbrushes.  What did the thieves, Clint and Mary Curtis, do, walk in Walgreen's and stick bushels of toothbrushes down their pants.

Also, where did they sell their purloined wares?  As for me, common sense dictates using great care in selecting what to put in my mouth, and will buy mine at Walgreen's thank you very much.

Buying toothbrushes at a flea market or out of the trunk of a car?  No bloody way!

Toothbrush Bandits (Gum Cassidy And Oral Hygiene Kid)