Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Stupid Crook News: Moonshine, drugs, and bombs, oh my!

Why do I publish stories on poor, pitiful humans ensnared in the criminal legal system?  Why, as a generally nice and unmean person, di I smirk and chortle at misadventures of these unfortunate souls?

Because for the most of what i post, they brought it upon themselves.

like the guy recently in east Orlando busted with bales of weed at house he rented.  The cops asked him if they could search.  He, either brain dead or on the worst stupid drug in the world--yes, Virginia, the drugs and alcohol we humans ingest do have the near toxic effect of making us stupid.  No one malefactor can fight off a dozen cops--invited the police in to search.

let me repeat this for dramatic and humourous effect; the stupid head LET THE POLICE in to search.  That comes from stupid drug or progeny of sibling marriages.

So this unfortunate pair not even that stupid or as accomplished a pair of criminals as others have read about.  Why ridicule them/

Because if i were a father, i would hope and pray to have my children, especially a son, would do more with their lies than i'd done with mine, done more to make the world better place rather than just graduating to greater included offenses on the criminal penalties schedule, white collar fraud, at least then if you steal enough while working at a major bank the government will let you off like Angelo Mozillo, the yet to become disgraced ex head of fraudulent lender Countrywide mortgages.

[SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. —
Police said a father and son were arrested Friday after investigators found drugs, moonshine and bomb-making materials in their Oviedo home.

Police raided the Oviedo home of father and son Robert and Matthew McKissic early Friday morning.

Investigators went to the seemingly ordinary home with a search warrant after they got a tip from a neighbor. When they got there, they made a bizarre discovery. They found cocaine and drug paraphernalia used to make crack cocaine, a pipe bomb, other bomb-making materials and even a still used to make the moonshine and 10 gallons of moonshine.]  emphasis addded because 10 GALLONS of moonshine, my goddess, you gonna have a partty for a brigade of Marines?
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/father-son-arrested-after-police-find-drugs-moonsh/nSWTs/

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