Bill O' Reilly's Big Secret: Killing puppies

An observer working within the mini Reich of Fox News had a chance to observe O' Reilly's rejuvenation regimin; he kills puppies:

Bill heads down to a private room in the basement to get his hair and makeup done. A device that Ailes had installed in every green room in the building methodically sucks the life force out of five adorable baby puppies and deposits it into Bill’s face, keeping him fresh and youthful-looking for one more day. http://www.salon.com/2013/05/29/i_was_a_liberal_mole_at_fox_news_from_bill_oreilly_to_roger_ailes_heres_all_the_inside_dope/