Assholes.
Meanwhile people like myself with chronic pain in Florida can't get any medical maryjane, and society takes it as a big fucking joke.
Thanks a lot, Governor Dick Scott, capital, supreme douche of Florida.
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Saturday, July 18, 2015
Say it Ain't So, Joe; Biden considering presidential run
Vice President Joe Biden is still very much considering a bid for the White House, people close to Biden say, and will make a final decision at the end of the summer, targeted for September.
The Iowa caucuses are scheduled for early February, meaning Biden would have roughly four months to barnstorm the first-in-the-nation state before the contest turned to New Hampshire.
Front-runner Hillary Clinton has faced a surprisingly tough challenge from democratic socialist Bernie Sanders, who is within striking distance in Iowa despite not being registered as a Democrat and trailing far behind in establishment support. Sanders' surge suggests Clinton could be once again beatable in a Democratic primary. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/joe-biden-presidential-campaign_55a9583fe4b0d2ded39ef720
(Of course if you read the chart with this load o' crap article, you'll see Bernie "Kill the Capitalists" Sanders currently polling 31 points behind Mrs. Clinton. Hell'uv'a surge, huh?)
Friday, July 17, 2015
Caitlyn Could Kick Ass Still
As a good little liberal. it seems you must count me among those who stand for the rights of every individual to define themselves, as long as such individuals do not trespass against the persons of rights of others. So if Bruce Jenner wants to call himself Caitlyn and grow his hair long, more power to him.
Hell with ny long hair, i might start styling myself as Empress of the Universe--except for the fact of holding on to my male gender, even if resigning myself to an ascetic, asexual, amoral existence.
Others,,, however, do not try to practive tolerance and acceptance of the the humanity of others. Thus when a transgendered person gets angered by a haters' comment, part of me wanted to see the hater become the hunted and get his right wing transphobic ass kicked.
Not exactly charitable on my part but if haters gonna hate they can also reap what they sow. http://www.salon.com/2015/07/17/ben_shapiro_tries_and_spectacularly_fails_to_humiliate_trans_woman_zoey_tur_what_are_your_genetics_sir
http://www.hlntv.com/video/2015/07/16/caitlyn-jenner-espy-courage-award?hpt=hln10_4
Hell with ny long hair, i might start styling myself as Empress of the Universe--except for the fact of holding on to my male gender, even if resigning myself to an ascetic, asexual, amoral existence.
Others,,, however, do not try to practive tolerance and acceptance of the the humanity of others. Thus when a transgendered person gets angered by a haters' comment, part of me wanted to see the hater become the hunted and get his right wing transphobic ass kicked.
Not exactly charitable on my part but if haters gonna hate they can also reap what they sow. http://www.salon.com/2015/07/17/ben_shapiro_tries_and_spectacularly_fails_to_humiliate_trans_woman_zoey_tur_what_are_your_genetics_sir
http://www.hlntv.com/video/2015/07/16/caitlyn-jenner-espy-courage-award?hpt=hln10_4
Bill O' Reilly's Big Secret: Killing puppies
An observer working within the mini Reich of Fox News had a chance to observe O' Reilly's rejuvenation regimin; he kills puppies:
Bill heads down to a private room in the basement to get his hair and makeup done. A device that Ailes had installed in every green room in the building methodically sucks the life force out of five adorable baby puppies and deposits it into Bill’s face, keeping him fresh and youthful-looking for one more day. http://www.salon.com/2013/05/29/i_was_a_liberal_mole_at_fox_news_from_bill_oreilly_to_roger_ailes_heres_all_the_inside_dope/
Thursday, July 16, 2015
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Quote of the Day
The Class of 1846: From West Point to Appomatox- Stonewall Jackson, George McClellan and Their Brothers
: McClellan, George: "Were mortal man, or woman, ever contented?"
: McClellan, George: "Were mortal man, or woman, ever contented?"
Monday, July 13, 2015
Sunday, July 12, 2015
Italian Nonas Despise Olive Garden
With the American Manifest Discipline of appropriating, distorting, dishonouring, marketing, and perverting facets of all cultures worldwide, predictably real Italian cooks, grandmas, despise Olive Garden and the mockery it makes of true Italian cuisine.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/06/italian-grandmas-olive-garden_n_7737356.html
(for when HuffpuffersPost disables above)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/06/italian-grandmas-olive-garden_n_7737356.html
(for when HuffpuffersPost disables above)
Thursday, July 9, 2015
Hello Internet. Did you miss me?
Apparently no one missed me; no one cared enough to email. Abandoned by my family, left behind by friends, ignored and abused by nursing home staff where I currently reside leaves me singing Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me.
Nevertheless, do I care?
Hell no, I don't give a shit; with my narcisism and borderline psychopathic tendencies I function on my own,: no love, no mercy, no peace, and thus really no limits on what I can do save the limits of the law, which did give me my first trespass warning on 3 July. Good times.
Bunches of stuff happened in my time of sorrow and no intertubes connection because maintenance sucks eggs here. Ba stards. But all fixed now, reading news, and slowly back to my normal sunny self.
We have Donnie "Blowhard" Billionaire" Trump sticking both entire legs in his hypocritical mouth and Republicans fled in droves, the Grateful Dead played their last shows (everyone was completely sober, even "Bear" Owlsey Stanley), the United States Womens Soccer team won the World Cup--USA, USA, USA--and last but certainly not the least the US Supreme Court stepped up and did the right thing by upholding the Affordable Care Act and establishing the right of humans of the same sex to marry and have equal rights with their straight sisters and brothers.
Yay the Supreme Court does the progressive thing!
Nevertheless, do I care?
Hell no, I don't give a shit; with my narcisism and borderline psychopathic tendencies I function on my own,: no love, no mercy, no peace, and thus really no limits on what I can do save the limits of the law, which did give me my first trespass warning on 3 July. Good times.
Bunches of stuff happened in my time of sorrow and no intertubes connection because maintenance sucks eggs here. Ba stards. But all fixed now, reading news, and slowly back to my normal sunny self.
We have Donnie "Blowhard" Billionaire" Trump sticking both entire legs in his hypocritical mouth and Republicans fled in droves, the Grateful Dead played their last shows (everyone was completely sober, even "Bear" Owlsey Stanley), the United States Womens Soccer team won the World Cup--USA, USA, USA--and last but certainly not the least the US Supreme Court stepped up and did the right thing by upholding the Affordable Care Act and establishing the right of humans of the same sex to marry and have equal rights with their straight sisters and brothers.
Yay the Supreme Court does the progressive thing!
Owsley's ashes on Dead's soundboard at last show
Monday, June 29, 2015
Antonin "Fat Tony" Scalia Insults You
Follow this link to Slate to generate your very own insult from Antonin "Fat Tony" Scalia, alleged US Supreme Court Justice.
Ironic how worked up he gets over ScotusCare passed by judicial elites but Citizens United bothered him not a whit.
Dan Hill's: “One would think that Dan Hill's views are diseased. Ask the nearest hippie.”
Ironic how worked up he gets over ScotusCare passed by judicial elites but Citizens United bothered him not a whit.
Dan Hill's: “One would think that Dan Hill's views are diseased. Ask the nearest hippie.”
Confederate Flags on Parade
"The Civil War ended in 1865. The Confederate battle flag should have been retired then."
Red Neck Parade (Language warning, especially the famous 12 letter word that begins with "m" and ends with "r.")
Red Neck Parade (Language warning, especially the famous 12 letter word that begins with "m" and ends with "r.")
Sunday, June 28, 2015
Friday, June 26, 2015
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Ringling Brothers - Republican Presidential Race 2016
Rumour has it Comedians took up a collection to entice Donald Trump--Republican clown emeritus and walking punchline--into the 2016 Presidential fray for fodder their acts.
Plus, Romney might run again, giving us an opportunity to recycle all our Mitt jokes and thus maintain a small comedy/carbon foot print.
Plus, Romney might run again, giving us an opportunity to recycle all our Mitt jokes and thus maintain a small comedy/carbon foot print.
"I Can't Explain" Simple Stuff to Simpletons
UPDATES: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/10562017/Melting-glaciers-in-northern-Italy-reveal-corpses-of-WW1-soldiers.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-whats-warming-the-world/
And frankly, it pains me to explain the obvious. Hell, we watch freezing Alaska melt, polar bears bereft of polar ice, and California drought, and some still refuse to believe their eyes and see something dire happening to our
[(The Borowitz Report)—Many Americans are tired of explaining things to idiots, particularly when the things in question are so painfully obvious, a new poll indicates.
According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, while millions have been vexed for some time by their failure to explain incredibly basic information to dolts, that frustration has now reached a breaking point.
Of the many obvious things that people are sick and tired of trying to get through the skulls of stupid people, the fact that climate change will cause catastrophic habitat destruction and devastating extinctions tops the list, with a majority saying that they will no longer bother trying to explain this to cretins.
Coming in a close second, statistical proof that gun control has reduced gun deaths in countries around the world is something that a significant number of those polled have given up attempting to break down for morons.]
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/many-in-nation-tired-of-explaining-things-to-idiots
http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-whats-warming-the-world/
And frankly, it pains me to explain the obvious. Hell, we watch freezing Alaska melt, polar bears bereft of polar ice, and California drought, and some still refuse to believe their eyes and see something dire happening to our
[(The Borowitz Report)—Many Americans are tired of explaining things to idiots, particularly when the things in question are so painfully obvious, a new poll indicates.
According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, while millions have been vexed for some time by their failure to explain incredibly basic information to dolts, that frustration has now reached a breaking point.
Of the many obvious things that people are sick and tired of trying to get through the skulls of stupid people, the fact that climate change will cause catastrophic habitat destruction and devastating extinctions tops the list, with a majority saying that they will no longer bother trying to explain this to cretins.
Coming in a close second, statistical proof that gun control has reduced gun deaths in countries around the world is something that a significant number of those polled have given up attempting to break down for morons.]
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/many-in-nation-tired-of-explaining-things-to-idiots
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Stupid Crook News: Assault with your chicken and biscuits?
Just when my brain 'bout breaks under weight of daily blues screamed at me by nightly news, something ironically catches my eye, showing some folks even more messed up than me. Sure, i have anger and abandonment issues but paralysis and getting set adrift by family does cause that. So this story about a drunk red neck chick provided bit of amusement.
Wonder if chicken and biscuits came from KFC or Hardee's?
[Authorities said Kristin Howard, 31, was arrested Friday.
The Flagler County Sheriff's Office was called to a mobile home park in Bunnell around 11:30 p.m. Deputies said Howard's mother, Kimberly Miller, accused her of coming home intoxicated and angry, and then making a plate of chicken and biscuits.
Authorities said Miller and Howard argued over who owned the food and Howard punched her mother in the face and threw tea on her.
Court records show this is Howard's sixth battery arrest since February 2008.] emphasis added 'cause i've had no arrests over same time period.
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/woman-arrested-after-fight-over-chicken-and-biscui/nmjQF/
Wonder if chicken and biscuits came from KFC or Hardee's?
[Authorities said Kristin Howard, 31, was arrested Friday.
The Flagler County Sheriff's Office was called to a mobile home park in Bunnell around 11:30 p.m. Deputies said Howard's mother, Kimberly Miller, accused her of coming home intoxicated and angry, and then making a plate of chicken and biscuits.
Authorities said Miller and Howard argued over who owned the food and Howard punched her mother in the face and threw tea on her.
Court records show this is Howard's sixth battery arrest since February 2008.] emphasis added 'cause i've had no arrests over same time period.
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/woman-arrested-after-fight-over-chicken-and-biscui/nmjQF/
No Really, It's a Thing, a small thing for sure but a thing nevertheless
The Third Annual Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, NYC.
Rumour has it Donald Trump will enter next year because you just know his incessant bragging and tall erect towers compensates for failing to measure up in other respects, like taking a dagger to a sword fight.
Rumour has it Donald Trump will enter next year because you just know his incessant bragging and tall erect towers compensates for failing to measure up in other respects, like taking a dagger to a sword fight.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/small-penis/
Update: Dylann Roof obviously compensating for "short" comings
Dylann Roof compensating for lack of "endowment"
Dang, better quit now but could keep it up all night making shortchanged small penis jokes. Look at the troll; never got any sun living in his mom's basement pallor sitting there with pansies in front of him, substituting large caliber hand gun for his phallic deficencies.
Hope he rots in jail but gets to see in the news how his horror helped take down the treasonous flags from displays in the South.
Suck on that irony, bitch boy. Rebellion not going as ya hoped, Dylann?
Sunday, June 21, 2015
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