Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Stupid Crook News: Assault with your chicken and biscuits?

Just when my brain 'bout breaks under weight of daily blues screamed at me by nightly news, something ironically catches my eye, showing some folks even more messed up than me.  Sure, i have anger and abandonment issues but paralysis and getting set adrift by family does cause that.  So this story about a drunk red neck chick provided bit of amusement.

Wonder if chicken and biscuits came from KFC or Hardee's?

[Authorities said Kristin Howard, 31, was arrested Friday.

The Flagler County Sheriff's Office was called to a mobile home park in Bunnell around 11:30 p.m. Deputies said Howard's mother, Kimberly Miller, accused her of coming home intoxicated and angry, and then making a plate of chicken and biscuits.

Authorities said Miller and Howard argued over who owned the food and Howard punched her mother in the face and threw tea on her.

Court records show this is Howard's sixth battery arrest since February 2008.] emphasis added 'cause i've had no arrests over same time period.

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