Friday, September 2, 2011

Lenny Bruce: "Blah, Blah, Blah"

"Have you ever blahed a blah?"

Lest you think this a dead issue, Florida law stills forbids cohabitation by heterosexual couples.

[TALLAHASSEE – Unmarried couples who want to take the plunge and move in together, take heart. A Florida legislator is seeking to make you legal.

"Cohabitation" of unmarried people is currently a second-degree misdemeanor, punishable by $500 or up to 60 days in jail. The same penalty applies to cheating husbands and wives — though only to opposite-sex couples.

The laws have been on the books since the late 1800s, but are rarely enforced. In 2006, though, a Jacksonville woman did take advantage of the law and have her husband arrested for cheating, according to a news report. (It's not clear how the case came out.)]

You think this a dead issue in 2011 in FL?


Consider the words of a serving sitting FL legislator: "Consider the response of State Rep. Dennis Baxley, R-Ocala, who previously headed the Florida chapter of the Christian Coalition: "I'm not ready to give up on monogamy and a cultural statement that marriage still matters," he said.",0,5790289.story


you can find that at Florida Criminal Statutes, (5) ““Deviate sexual intercourse” means sexual conduct between persons not married to each other consisting of contact between the penis and the anus, the mouth and the penis, or the mouth and the vulva.” (emphasis added)

Sodomy my well washed ass, latent homosexual KKKristians like Mr. Baxley quoted above notwithstanding.

If you search enough old testament translations, you can find a reference for sodomy in Song of Solomon, with the male characacter saing to the female:
"The curve of your thighs
is like the work of an artist.
2 A bowl is there,
that never runs out of spiced wine."

Seriously men, do I need to make it clearer?


Alleged FL state representative Dennis Baxley?

Have you, Representative Baxley, ever blahed your wife's blah?

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