Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Top Ten Reasons Rick Scott Wants to Become Governor of FL

10 To convince the world bald people look cool.

9 To live in Tallahassee.

8 Live in Tallahassee? You freakin' kidding me?  I'll move capitol to Palm Beach.

7 Free skybox at Bobby Dowden stadium to watch the Fighting Cherokees.

6 Seminoles?  What the Hell is a Seminole?

5 Bored  by billionaire lifestyle.

4. To charge private plane expenses to state.

3 Will look really cool on resume and Facebook.

2 Bloomberg can buy Mayor of New York office; I should get to buy governorship of hick state of FL

1 I screwed Medicare and US and became rich in the process so might as well screw my home state too.

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