10 To convince the world bald people look cool.
9 To live in Tallahassee.
8 Live in Tallahassee? You freakin' kidding me? I'll move capitol to Palm Beach.
7 Free skybox at Bobby Dowden stadium to watch the Fighting Cherokees.
6 Seminoles? What the Hell is a Seminole?
5 Bored by billionaire lifestyle.
4. To charge private plane expenses to state.
3 Will look really cool on resume and Facebook.
2 Bloomberg can buy Mayor of New York office; I should get to buy governorship of hick state of FL
1 I screwed Medicare and US and became rich in the process so might as well screw my home state too.
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