Saturday, July 7, 2012

You Too Can Make $5.5 Million Per Hour

The beauty of modern capitalism will allow you unlimited opportunities to create wealth for yourself, and with the right tax advice and offshore tax avoidance havens, pay less taxes than ordinary schmucks.

Follow my easy steps to wealth and obscene profits:

Get job as head of head of utility company.

Work one day.


Walk away with $44 million in severance pay.

Yes, that makes a great deal for the schmucks who own the stocks in their 401k accounts.

Free market capitalism rules!

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