Star Wars mania still goes on, like a bad 70's mullet hair cut? Geez, 2 OK movies and 4 crappy ones--each getting worse and worse, so bad that "Jar Jar Binks" has become a synonym for writers and directors who equate making tons of Money with making a quality product.
My ever ironic goddess, has this "franchise" gone on longer than the centuries of the Olympics or the seeming recent NBC eternity of coverage of synchronized swimming and rhythmic dance? Quit kidding me, Lucas finds another 13 seconds of cutting room footage and issues a new director's cut every 10 years,soon to hit theatres in 3D and still banks major ducats?
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[Orlando becomes the center of the science fiction universe when Star Wars Celebration VI occupies the Orange County Convention Center, August 23rd through 26th, 2012.
The ultimate fan experience — focused on a galaxy far, far away...
{Focused on you coughing up cash}
The biggest party this side of the galaxy, Star Wars Celebration brings fans of all ages together, from all points of the globe, to celebrate the pop-culture phenomenon that is Star Wars. Whether it's young fans of Star Wars: The Clone Wars or die-hards fueled by the nostalgia for the original Star Wars trilogy; curious, casual followers; gamers, readers, costumers or collectors — there's something for everyone at Celebration.
The biggest party this side of the galaxy, Star Wars Celebration brings fans of all ages together, from all points of the globe, to celebrate the pop-culture phenomenon that is Star Wars. Whether it's young fans of Star Wars: The Clone Wars or die-hards fueled by the nostalgia for the original Star Wars trilogy; curious, casual followers; gamers, readers, costumers or collectors — there's something for everyone at Celebration.
{Losers}
Both hardcore and casual fans will gather to have fun while celebrating their passion for all things Star Wars, discovering what's new, and being the first to see what's next. It's four fun-filled days of exhibits, a vibrant, interactive show floor, screenings, exclusive merchandise, celebrity guests, panels, autograph sessions, fan-inspired activities, and other surprises.
Both hardcore and casual fans will gather to have fun while celebrating their passion for all things Star Wars, discovering what's new, and being the first to see what's next. It's four fun-filled days of exhibits, a vibrant, interactive show floor, screenings, exclusive merchandise, celebrity guests, panels, autograph sessions, fan-inspired activities, and other surprises.
{"Four fun-filled" days in HELL. Celebity guests, how much does Mark Hamil charge for his autograph?}
Star Wars Celebration delivers a landmark experience where memories are made, families brought together, old friends reunited, and new friendships formed — all in the setting of the ever-evolving Star Wars universe.
Star Wars Celebration delivers a landmark experience where memories are made, families brought together, old friends reunited, and new friendships formed — all in the setting of the ever-evolving Star Wars universe.
{Cynical synapses overload: "families brought together" and "ever evolving," we'll have another Lucas cartoon piece of crap called "Clone Contrtemps."
Get a freakin' life, people}
Lissen up, Sudsy sez start happy hour!
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