Having sinned and punned a time or two or thousand, it still makes me smirk and cringe to find a good one I did not write. The Wonkster saves it for last as good satirist should. Read through.
[In yet another example of a brave homeowner making responsible use of a firearm, a Staten Island woman recently protected her life, home, and chickens from an 11-year-old neighbor thug who threw a piece of chalk in a threatening manner near her chicken coop, according to serious journalism outlet the New York Post...
At around 10:00 that night, Gelman, who had clearly been pushed to her limits, refused to be a victim of chalk-wielding little girls any more. She fired one shot from her window at the mother and daughter chicken-tormentors as they sat on their back deck.]
http://wonkette.com/480613/chicken-lady-with-gun-teaches-little-girl-valuable-lessons-about-private-property-2nd-amendment
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