One Mr. Grady Bishop drove down the main drag of Orlando, Orange Avenue,, hitting three cars and allegedly drunk. Even worse a crime came in his fashion statement for the evening; extremely short, Short, SHORTS!, and tshirt cut off to reveal an ample and hairy belly.
I wish burning my retinas out staring at the sun would remove the sight of him so clad on my teevee evening news, but blindness cannot erase that horror. Despite our oft idyllic winter weather, one should at least still wear a coat or cover up somewhat.
Sheesh, the humanity.
[By Ashley Davis, Wed, February 13, 2013
A Florida man clad in extremely short white shorts and a belly shirt with the word “Jamaica” written on it was arrested Wednesday after he drove drunk in Orlando.
Grady Bishop crashed into three cars when he drove drunk down Orange Avenue. Soon, his car broke down, and that’s when police swooped in.
Bishop damaged the cars but no one was in the vehicles at the time. He also crashed into several street lights in front of City Hall.
He was given a field sobriety test on South Orange Avenue, which he failed. Authorities said Bishop, 51, had a blood-alcohol level over twice the legal limit.]