Long suffering, possibly saint of a brother in law fixed my laptop which had unfortunately gotten introduced to the floor from a height of 5'. Not good. Apparently, no permanent harm done, only a connection knocked loose.
Dang Compaq laptops must have a sturdy mainframe (a computer pun for ye).
Now, I'll have ability to copy AND paste, tools which have launched thousands of bloggers into careers writing bullshit from their parents' basements, writing BS about Obama and "Libtards."
Some like Bill Simmons willl even get picked up by/sell their souls to ESPN to write snarky jokes and crap on reputations of athletes whose jocks he weren't worthy to carry.
Or Ezra Klein, statistics Boy, lately of Wahington Post now on some platform paid for by some billionaire with a wet dream of launching the next digital empire.
I'm back in town, bitches, with months of stored up vitriol and renewed dedication to writing with as much cynicism as the internet bear, satire that cuts, folds, spindles, and mutilates.