Dang, maybe God really does have a mad on for Florida in general and Orlando in particular, given the historical track of hurricanes since 1852 as shown below.
Golly, even back in 1852, God knew God's true servant and prophet, Pat "The Oracle" Robertson, would call out retribution on the city of Orlando and residents for the city decision to hang rainbow flags from light poles for Gay Days.
To demonstrate my powers of prophecy, I, D. H. Hill, hereby prophesy a hurricane will hit Florida some time in the future.
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration database of hurricanes: http://www.csc.noaa.gov/digitalcoast/tools/hurricanes
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