(This esplains that.)
Surely You jest. Fred Phelps and his family have some of the most hideous ideas and perpetrate some of the most heinous acts on the planet by protesting at soldier's funerals, thoroughly despicable human beings.
But he's human, as human as myself? But surely You count his sins as greater than mine?
Oh, I shouldn't judge unless You judge me. Nevertheless, it sure feels hard to forgive someone who I despise so thoroughly.
Oh, You try to get me to realize that. Damn, oh I meant darn, You understand, don't You? Thank God. Oh, you're meeting Him for lunch. Cool.
You say He gets short arms when comes time to pick up the check? You'd think He'd reach right out, a God who has everything.
[Good and gracious God,