Sunday, April 3, 2011

"Lesson of the day: don't do drugs and then overdose in front of your kid..."

[...because you just might end up in jail.

That's what happened anyway to Casey Royer.

The former drummer for SoCal punk band Social Distortion was charged today with one count of child endangerment and one count of being under the influence of heroin after OD'ing on the drug in front of his 12-year-old son while the two watched TV at home last week.

The medical emergency prompted the younger Royer to get help from neighbors who called an ambulance as well as police. Lucky for him, the 52-year-old rocker was taken to a nearby hospital in time and doctors managed to revive him.]
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b230920_cops_ex-social_distortion_drummer_odd.html

At least, he survived to strive to set a better example for his kid.

Axl lives, in whatever state of oddity and idiosyncracy, still hating Slash, but he survived his fame.

Charlie Sheen, whatever plane of existence he lives on, has survived so far despite learning first hand youtube rants do not make a comedy show, getting booed unmercifully in Detroit.

Charlie, most situation comedy requires a straight man.

Pathos, however, can come with just 1 actor on stage.

You need me, bro', as your "no" man, someone to tell you you've gone too far or at least try to take an established joke structure and make it ironic: Mothra, Faust, and Buddha walk into a bar, probably the most reprhensible joke ever even though in search of a punch line, too cerebral but trying to make people think how the insatiable greed of modern society for energy leads to destruction of our planet.

Dude, you'd get me working cheap as can only make 1k a month on top of disability payments, for the second time in my life.

Broman, you obviously need someone to tell you the obvious like put down the crack pipe.

Or, do the goddesses really "love" you? If you go broke, will they stay by your side?

Peace, bro', good luck and God bless.

Casey Royer

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