Monday, December 30, 2013

Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claude Van Damme

In an epic display of testicle tearing limberness, the American icon par excellence Chuck Norris responded to Jean Claude Von Dumb's obviously computer generated pseudo stunt with a patently real stunt of Chuck's own to prove America the bestest and all them other wog countries worstest, with each individual gun toting by God Amurrican gooder than any furrin colored person.

Chuck Norris and America, my sweet land of unbridled greed, kind of go together like peanut butter and bananas.

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