Jesus Rebranded

For quite some time, have suggested my church update the look and mouth feel: merchandise miracles, condemn gays, sell adverts onn the altar and etc.

Geez, how we gonna compete with 2000 year old Gospels as our gospel?  Can't we  sell some miracle ointments?

http://youtu.be/USeR4myzKQI

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/12/20/1263810/-Jesus-Rebranded (With 20% more fiber plus added links.)