Top 10 Pieces of Marriage Advice for Prince William.

1. You ain't Henry the 8th.  If you divorce her, she gets half of your jewels.
2. In the long run, communication counts so shut your bloody mouth.
3. You are never right and she is never wrong..
4. Never, ever,under any circumstances, win an argument because you will pay in the long run.
5. Take off the bloody Beefeater bonnet.  Role playing can be fun but that hat gets old fast.
6. If you have to be late for supper because of invading France, always call first.
7. If she says she just wants a card and single rose for Valentine's Day, also get her jewelry
8. No strippers, hookers, or chambermaids.  Just think of losing your jewels and just say no.
9. If a child has your dad's ears, get an ear reduction immediately.
10. Every once in a while, you got to shut up, pretend Kate your mother and do what she says.