At midfield. In the Swamp. Right in the center of the Gator logo.
Where did he get his reputation as an offensive genius from? From riding Bill Bellichek's and Brady's coat tails.
Great Al Davis' ghost, with a QB coming back from an ankle injury, why on earth would you try to run a spread offense with no one to block/protect John Brantley from certain doom?
Whereof did the papers in preseason report Florida would use an I formation and eschew the spread? The one time yesterday Brantley did take a snap under center, he bobbled it and Gators lost a yard on 3rd and 1.
Even the pre-game announcers as well as Weiss forgot they have Michael Gilleslie at running back on the roster, all he does--gaining 5-7 yards per carry up the middle.
The FL defense got gashed by a running attack led by a fullback through the hole.
Would it amount to too much for Buddha Weis to learn by observation?
>On what planet does a coach stay in the press box at half time to draw up his opening offensive drive?
Why, did the press buffet look too good to pass by at the half?
Yes, that worked well, Charley; they made adjustments and you did not.
Of course, rationally we cannot blame Chucky for left tackle Xavier Nixon playing his way into un-drafted free agent status, giving up4 or 6 sacks.
Wait, yes, I do blame Chunky; even I, punt return team in high school, have seen enough football in my 53 years to know if it ain't working, give the kid some help with a tight end or back to block.
Yelling "Look Out!" while getting hurdled like a turnstile does NOT protect your quarterback.
And Gators on defense, you gots to play 60 minutes in a game not 55 unless you want to emulate the Denver Dolphins.
Miami Dolphins you say? Did not look like that last Sunday.
Charley, wave your world championship rings at the opponent next time. That'll do as well as your predictable game plan, you execrable cretin.
[The author, Daniel Allen Cubs Gators Dolphins Fan Hill, would like to apologize to anyone who looks in any way, shape or form like Charles Weis. As one who walks with a non-standard gait subsequent to spinal injury, it does not often fall to me to criticize humans for physical traits. Taste my oaken cane of indignation if you make fun of me and spit out your teeth like chicklets, damn youse.
Nevertheless, still waiting to see Chuck Weis's offensive genius displayed as university of Florida offensive coordinator.]
Of course, we cannot blame Big Belly, some say, trying to run his system with Pope Urban's players. Bull hockey, Dad, dude failed at Notre Dame, failed as offensive coordinator in pros after, a colossal failure of Brobdingnagian proportions.
How did such a huge, literally and figuratively, failure get a reputation as a genius?
I'd say fry the fat bastard except for it would take the electric power of the whole Eastern seaboard.
When do pitchers and catchers report?