Your guide to translating right wing double think and rise of the Decepticons: http://prospect.org/article/right-word.
One handy resource for people wondering what on earth when these RepubliKKKan culture warriors mean when they speak.
"I do not think think that word means what [they] think."
[Independents: Voters you try not to scare with what you actually think.
Mandate: Our side winning an election by one vote.
Market-Based Solution: The solution to everything. Details to follow. See Privatization, Tax Cut.]
Princess Bride: How to Fight Fair.